AHHHH can we get a Not Safe for Life tag on this picture? Also the “I always get my Kellyanne ConWAYYYY” sketch on SNL tonight was basically this.

That may also explain why daughters of (in one case barely) the RHoBH are “walking” in these shows. Not real models, not even tall enough, maybe they’re just shills.

I read Go Fug Yourself, and from what I’ve read there, she is a nightmare. (The writers go to NYFW and have run across lots of famous people.)

Yeah, except I saw Nikki being interviewed once and she seemed really smart and quite sane.

This is fantastic. Today, the internet is yours and perhaps we should shut it down early and worship your greatness!

No, he isn’t. Source: My brother had been abusive and awful since he was 5. Kids can be shitty people, no question. Chances are, he’s as bad as the rest of his family.

Let’s admit it, he’s a POS too.

Ehhhh. I’m not saying I hate Tiffany but I don’t feel bad for her either. My feelings towards her are largely apathetic with a hint of derision.

I’ve said it before, Ivanka is Paris Hilton without the sex tape — just a cheap knockoff like her handbags. Thus, Tiffany is the Nicky Hilton — the “Ohhhh, yeah. I remember her.”

New slogan for Ivanka’s clothing line explains a lot:

I’m sure he’s a piece of shit kid, as well, just one we’re not allowed to call autistic.

But what’s really funny is that this morning I read an article about how New York Fashion Week no longer attracts the A listers, and that designers who continue to show their collections are considering pulling out of the show, like many other designers already have, because they don’t want B and C and D listers…

Ugh Tiffany, melania and ivanka aren’t helpless innocent women held captive. They have agency. Tiffany trades on her name.

Yeah, by that measure we should have never let any Italians into the US after they strung up Mussolini. Violent overthrow of a dictator happens. You really gonna piss all over the oppressed people who did it, fucking savage though it may have been?

Not a carb, but they are the ultimate briquet.

Except that it’s an actual cover. How do you know? No Trump or a mate of Trump would be allergic to ostentatiousness. Maybe allergic to irony or decency but not something unseemly.

Are diamonds a carb?

DRAG her. If we’re not safe, there is no one sacred in that administration, either.

Why is nobody bringing up Qaddafi’s 2009 UN visit, when he literally camped out on an estate owned by Donald J. Trump?

This is so ridiculous. Also the photoshop makes her look like she’s having an allergic reaction or something.