Do we have any idea how long it is until the next episode?

5. "Full Disclosure"
4. "Monster Buddies"
3. "We Need to Talk"
2. "Jailbreak"
1. "Sworn to the Sword"

NOW THAT THE BOMB IS OVER, TOP FIVE EPISODES, EVERYONE.

Even Rocket Power was better than ChalkZone.

Its premise was great. But every inch of its execution sucked so hard.

Well. I'm sure fusion with Garnet didn't happen that often considering Garnet fusion seems to be unstable. And oddly, Amethyst is already a variety of quartz.

the exception not the rule

Remember when Nickelodeon was better than Cartoon Network?

Yeah, I think Steven was somehow vital in a role that she couldn't fulfill, and through various means did create some stopgaps for her absence.

The way Rose twirls the cord around her finger.

greg universe and rusty venture probably listen to the same music

Pearl doesn't know what to live for or how to exist now, so it's good to see her in a time when she actually did.

The talk they had was WAY. TOO. REAL.

FUCK, wow. "Sworn to the Sword" was the best episode of the show, and this gives "Jailbreak" a run for its money at second place.

OR HUGGING I guess

Intimacy I suppose is a better analogy, and sexual assault is still a thing if it includes forced kissing and the like.

Exactly. Pearl is alone romantically, and single, but she's not lashing out because she's lonely. She's still figuring out how to exist in her loneliness, but it's not in the way Jasper does, which is in anger and control.

Not even "cover up." Ronaldo said "covering."

Can we all appreciate how great the name "the Kindergarten" is?

Well, actually the first part is Frank. THEN it's Dennis.