Toyota 4Runner it’s like a Jeep except everything works and you won’t want to shower with a scotch-bright and bleach after you go to the dealer.

Despite the evidence of lubricity, do not use dish soap as a personal lubricant!

You have admitted to being a violent extremist, I don’t know what else needs to be clarified. This is your team, and that’s fine, you have a right just like the other fascists to speak. You don’t however have a right to hit cars with baseball bats and throw bottles at riot officers. You have supplanted arguing the…

Can a bear get stuck in it, and does said bear prefer the four whee drive model?

If one’s chauffeur/chauffuese picks an unsuitable road, the solution isn’t to accommodate one’s self to their poor judgement. 

So the Soviets had their own Jules Verne? 

Perhaps Hadrian had the right solution after all.

Plus you could drink all of the lukewarm beer you want because the car is the designated driver.

Congratulations this lovely lady will deliver your new land rover once she is done inspecting it.

Used to be you had to sit in the back of a freezing ass C130 dropping leaflets in the middle of the night, now it’s a comfortable chair in air condition, 140 characters at a time. God bless Al Gore’s intertubes. 

It would be hard to stay on message as a group. Plus there really isn’t that much work in it. 

10/10 would watch Sean Connery fight a Russian in that, perhaps with a Ukrainian woman with a suggestive pun for a name. 

Sploosh! 

Congratulations Vin,

Wait so some anonymous person single handedly tapped into the zeitgeist enough to convince people to hold the Hoover dam hostage because a government report may have been redacted? Does Nobel hand out awards for trolling, because that is a masterpiece, pizzagate is amateur hour. 

Why does Joey ruin everything! 

Can we send the missionaries up there to civilize those savages, or is the meth too pervasive?

Never trust a g-man with you particulars!

You take that back about Steph Mcgovern, who has somehow overcome the most noxious of disabilities, being welsh.