I think you vastly over estimate the post martial wagon rocking in many relationships. 

This is why you don’t get married, as soon as you do she makes you sell all of your cool stuff!

What asshole thinks things need to be stitched into a head rest? 

Are to product planners at for drunk, is this match fixing?  Are they actively trying to fuck their company? 

How do you socialize a Porsche? 

In other news North Carolinian stevedores don’t know what they are doing. Probably some scab taking an ILWU jerb!

*two well equipped Teslas

Does one actually have to graduate to get the suit case or just wear the coat hand have a ‘sciency’ beard? 

This has one job, to suck up clean port dollars. If it improves the air quality in Wilmington CA, bonus. 

When you can’t chop and channel you stance. Poor kids today. 

You say that, but I’ve never gotten a bad one.

http://www.toyotaframesettlement.com/

So you are saying you can get a pre yogurt smeared expedition for a song? 

Excuse me sir, it is a fiero. 

So another two years?

*Cadillac, there’s your problem. 

If you can afford it, don’t worry about the low standards. 

Garage apartment for #winning. 

Intern in Nuevo York, story checks out. 

Also a rum hider. No one suspects that red can full of fizzy brown liquid is mostly Bacardi 101.