Isn’t there another well known actor who flies commercial jets for funsies? Also the marginal cost of an additional foot of runway in the middle of nowhere Idaho is probably negligible and he can land any biz-jet he wants. If I were Brucey this would probably be my escape from Hollywood plan, there are tax benefits,…

Is that a euphemism?

Can’t new Zs be had for the same money?

You have found an activity that improves fitness and mood, how will you become a proper New Yorker this way? Or are you just trying to take the short cut to smug asshole?

This, gentlemen, is how we solve problems.

Can the sweater debug an Alfa? Or convince an Italian to torque a bolt correctly?  

Question the first, do they feed these women? Question the second, why are they all branded with a shield shaped tattoo, is it a cult of beautiful women? Addendum: do they have day passes to said cult?

A: it is an excellent race, if you had a yacht you would know that, and B: yes.

Is this because you don’t own a yacht?

So it’s a breeding program?

Anyone else triggered by weighted blanket adverts?

Anyone else triggered by weighted blanket adverts?

Well when you get to your sleeping bag in the final inspection area, they are always down to show your their panel gaps. Something about the smell of press release agent, spot welding, and the blood of a contract worker really gets them going.

Mary-Anthony Manthony

This had a lot of crap I had to google to understand and now I hate you.

Does it overheat, just like the real one?

I am glad they didn’t take the Maserati out of its natural habitat, they don’t do well off a flat bed.

This is how they honor General Park!?!?

Ain’t no kill like overkill? Don’t try to save money by conserving ammunition?

Wait in the trade dispute with the Chinese, Xi blinked first and this isn’t a win for the Trumpening?

Out of the goodness of their hearts Ferrari cribbed Lamborghini for the rear of this vehicle.