Jeff Fisher is not fucking going 7-9. He said so himself.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Supposedly it was so big it was known in circles and he couldn’t get laid at Arizona because girls were scared of it. (I read this on the internet so it must be true)

Whoa, dude. You watched Pixels?

I missed what you did there at first glans.

So you’re saying that the Pixel movie is actually correct.

Put that on the man’s tombstone.

Before kickoff yesterday, guy walked through the bar with a sign that read, Tom Brady Gives Uncomfortably Long Kisses on the Lips to His Son.

“I would take...a colossal penis any day.”

I would take a backup QBs salary, a Super Bowl MVP and a colossal penis any day.

Yeah, but I bet he gives his son bullshit kisses on the cheek.

So glad he and the rest of the Eagles stiffened up and penetrated the Patriots defense so well...

As a Pats fan, I really wanted both of these to look dicey on replay. As a human being with functioning eyes and brain, both of them were unquestionably catches. The broadcasting crew seemed to want to create drama, but (and this is especially true with the Ertz play), those plays resulted in catches by any measure.…

Do you really want a Minneapolis escort? I guess everyone is into different things. (also the escort was probably flown in from another city.)

There is always at least one player who makes the escort/ hooker mistake. Just spitballing here.

It’s going to come out that he was late to a practice or team flight or some other bullshit. Sometimes NFL coaches are so up their own ass.

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