Here’s the thing - Maybe you know how to reboot, and know how to clear your cache. Lots of users don’t. Lots of users think they do, but misunderstand them. Someone below said maybe they just turned the monitor off and on. Seriously, people like that exist and aren’t even uncommon. Maybe we need the IE cache cleared,…

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

$1500 into his 401(k)? Dude’ll never have enough to retire comfortably at that rate.

Astonishment, sadness, anger, and laughter - all in quick succession? Sounds to me like Ms. Gyllenhaal is experiencing the rapid mood swings commonly associated with dementia

For the record, I never would’ve taken Jolie up on her offer to try this diet had I known the degree to which it would affect her. I’m truly sorry for what she went through, but I’m glad she was willing to share the experience—it’s painful to read but important. And I want to thank her for the unflinching honesty.

I want to open an abortion clinic and café called Zip Boppity Bops. We would have fresh juice!

“I opened a velvet box on the table that appeared as though it contained jewelry; rather, it contained a collection of small plastic fetuses.”

Actually, the only violence or degradation I engage in are done safely, sanely and consensually, and I am always the giver, and never the recipient.

Also, that costs extra.

Oh, there you are. I wondered when you’d show up. Thanks for illustrating so perfectly what I said above, to whit:

Amy was okay but Stephen Hader was perfection.

I’d like to party with baby #2. Baby #1 is the tightass who would whine about everything, the Elizabeth Wakefield of the group.

Hey, Ogre, when did the Alpha Beta house get Wifi?

Jon Stewart: “Tommy...you cheating fucker.”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Do you understand that you love me?

Thank God, I thought you were going to say he was gay or something.

Ugh, this wannabe victim. Riding the rape-accusation train to GLORY. Now look at her. She’s got everything! A face with a mouth! College! A mattress! Some people who don’t like this precious male on her behalf! WHAT NEXT?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS LIAR NEXT?!

Just wanted to give a shout out to Teen witch

The exact same article would have been written if she were a man. She made the claim of being ‘the only female driver.’ Lying isn’t gendered.