"Redeemable Asshole: Good for one free terrible encounter. Offer void in Denmark, Sweden, and most of Canada."

You hush, Maximum Overdrive is a treasure.

I'm waiting for them to reveal how Arquette also has a bionic eye to catch all these micro-expressions they keep zooming in on to tell when people are lying.

I wonder if Patricia Arquette was sitting at a table at an Oscars afterparty, swirling around a wine glass, and thinking to herself, "man, if I knew Boyhood was going to lead to this, I would never have taken the lead role in that that crappy TV procedural. I wonder if I can convince them to kill off my character ..."

No no no. Everyone complaining that this would be hard to clean, you have it all wrong. All you need to do is blow on it and it's all good!