So would this be considered kinkapou?

The only thing that solved our bed bug problem was losing our house to fire two months later... totally unrelated, but problem solved, nonetheless.

You’d be surprised. I’d imagine the $150-200/night hotels would have a better response time, but the hotel that blessed our family with this experience wasn’t a roach hotel... although vibrating beds would have been nice.

Thanks... when we went to Orlando in November, the hotel where we were originally going to stay had a report as recently as the summer, while not incredibly recent, the hotel’s alleged response to the report also helped us in making our decision where to stay. Hey, as long as you’re checking before staying and…

We are a military family, as well as a family where work includes a good bit of travel. Thanks to this, and a stay in what was considered a 4-star Dallas hotel, we were cursed with the very worst 6-legged nightmare a family should have to deal with. Not only do we take the time to check each hotel room before…

Suet yourself.

I just found it funny that someone offering to proofread material would have a couple of pretty rudimentary errors within said offer. The other bit was just my own opinion.

This one’s on me:

WWJDD? Apparently shock the shit out of you.

Some stuff you just can’t unsee.

What is up with that lip? Someone please tell me. Because I’m afraid.

HAHA... Nope. This was in Northern Louisiana, and a while back. To avoid dating myself too much, let’s just say the little one is now probably old enough to do his own knowledge reports.

I’ve been fascinated by the entire mind-numbing experience of this “religion” ever since I nannied for a Scientologist couple. They wanted to make sure that I didn’t “baby” their child (who, coincidentally, happened to be a, you know, BABY), and if he bumped his head, or had any sort of injury, that I made sure to…

Allen, perhaps?

What the fuck is Myrtle Manor?? Between that and this freakshow, I guess those are the only two TLC shows, ever.

I want to shout, “My mother-in-law, my friend, my cousin, my friend’s mother, my sister’s sister-in-law, and countless other women have lost a breast to cancer, thoughtless douche bags. Why don’t you hold a bottle of coke with your ass cheeks, post a picture of that and then see if we give a shit.”

Are you kidding?? I’m ready for the #CaitlynsBaby cover where we find out Scott is the father.

One of my “skinny” friends is so self-conscious that she refuses any other position that missionary, and maybe where she’s facing the pillow. It make me sad, because she will never truly enjoy the experience. And I’ve found that men are generally so happy that they are actually WITH a naked woman that they are more…

I laugh at your use of “blowback” while discussing “paid rape.” In my opinion, sex work is the furthest sex act possible from rape. In that scenario, the woman has absolutely all of the control. And who the hell are you to define “actual” feminism. Are you even a woman?

She is my absolute favorite author, regardless the book. I don’t know how she learns SO much about these random topics and then writes flawlessly about them!!