This is false and wrong Tom.

• Athletes with facial hair are less effective than they would be if they were hairless.
  

I believe that Russell Westbrook is a better and more exciting player than Steph Curry.

The Wave is fun.

How has all of this not result in some sort of federal crimes? Seems like there is at least conspiracy to commit something here.

Yeesh. There go the Sixers title hopes.

I totally understand where the Thunder are coming from on this one. The longer they keep me waiting, the less money I give waiters.

They’ve got a death lineup. Possession dies with Melo. Possession dies with Rose. Noah’s knee dies. Porzingis’ career dies. Fans are dead inside. Lot of death all around.

The Knicks are a super-team. All the guys have taken second jobs in property management.

Here’s Laura responding! That’s fun.

Not just “kind of”. She does.

I believe they’d have to go 15-56, which would have to be one of the worst stretches in baseball history.

“I feel like they battled really good,” Wacha said

#StayWoke

I’m confused. His fedora says “douche,” but his mouth says... well, I don’t know. I’ve never actually listened to him.

Like dress up day at Gawker Media.

So many honour killings are committed by mothers in law, sisters, aunts and mothers. This is a problem that goes way beyond a gender demographic. (How much easier it would be if it didn’t though....)
Feeling the hatred with you sister

On Monday’s premiere, the takes weren’t hot.

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.