Hahaha we introverts are all, “Husband who’s never home? Sold!”

To be fair, Depp set the bar so low it’s at the ankle-height of decency.

Holocaust centers.

Reminding me about Jill Stein made sitting at Putin’s table, same trip as Michael Flynn...did you say complicit?

I’m overestimating any part of the US electorate?

“You have attracted people who are determined that ideology is more important than facts.”

Is it just me, or does this movie look absolutely terrible?

He is rich and powerful and white and male. He does not give any fucks what us peasants think.

his first thought waking up and has last thought at night

I think dismissing him as just a dolt is naive and unwise. Sure, we know he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed but he is not a complete idiot. He is savvy and he is selfish and he is determined. That combination should not be taken lightly no matter how amusing/sad it may be to watch him try to spell “hereby”.

I hope that his first thought waking up and has last thought at night are the same: “I helped create this monster.” I hope he realizes just how much he helped fuck this country, and I hope that whatever payoff he got for it will never be enough.

Hmmm...alternative theory:

The Queen will always be Lil Kim. Period.

I had Big Love for Bill Paxton. He elevated everything he was in with his steady, assured, non scenery chewing performances.

Am I the only one who thinks of Jonathan Brandis and then gets sad whenever SeaQuest is mentioned? Yes, I’m an old, for certain values of “old.”

Again, I’m not a scientist, but I know science and I think this reestablishes the fact that aliens are real***. It won’t be long before they arrive.

Welcome to the world of zero accountability. Grab a chair, it’s gonna be a while.

I’ve decided to embrace absurdism. It’s basically the philosophy of realising that the universe is vast and meaningless, and yet humans strive to find meaning in it anyway. The only rational course of action is to accept that, and go ahead with what you find meaningful anyway. So, in this case, it means accepting what…

Betty, Trump is making tenthousands and hundredthousands and milions of new American jobs, just pick one and quit school. All that reading is bad for your eyes anyway.

Sorry can’t help you *checks Twitter real quick just a second*