Rio does not make up for the lack of hologram-producing earrings!!

Right?

This isn’t even a little bit outrageous! No Misfits and no Synergy? Fuck that, I’m just going to watch the reruns on Netflix.

Kill it with fire.

I feel so bad for Kylie. She might be a kardashian, but she’s a teenager. Her parents don’t give a shit about her except for her money making potential (WTF, Bruce?), and the mistakes she's making seem pretty reasonable for a kid in her position. She didn't have a chance.

Some chicken is that delicious, especially some fried chicken (made by someone who knows what they are doing) and roasted whole chicken with crackling skin (boy, I am making myself hungry...).

it started blossoming while he was judging jaime on the boat and then really peaked when he threw that dagger at that guys face, and then faded when he hurt that horse, and then rose again immediately afterwards.

Charlotte Elizabeth Diana is an anagram of

After reading about the “Tuskegee Syphilis Experiments” I’d believe anything. It also makes me think about the way they fostered out aborigine children in Autralia in the 1930’s (Rabbit Proof Fence) Very very sad.

“According to footage recorded on the officer’s body cam”

better solution tho: replace every single one with a woman.

Did Simon do most of the work in the orgy, too?

I know, I looked at that first sentence and thought, how about "I don't usually wear makeup at all, due to…" "…the fact that I am just naturally a perfect-looking human"?

Frances Eliza, go away with your perfect no makeup skin and eyebrows.

My baby is way cuter.

If I could star you 100 times I would. I don't even call him by his name anymore. To me and my sister he's new black no 2. Kanye is number 1, Raven Symone is number 3, and it hurts me to say it, but Common is now a member at number 4.

While Pharrell is in his sheltered bubble talking about being a New Black, our folks are over here being subjected to New Lynchings, New Jim Crow and now New Slavery.

Most rappers use the word "nigga" as opposed to "nigger". It's an alteration of the original, but decidedly different, although most of white America doesn't get the distinction. You're not really ever supposed to use the latter version. To quote Childish Gambino, "I sound weird like nigga with a hard r".