Stop making me side with PETA, Sarah Palin. Ugh.

Good points Mitch, as you say whichever way you slice it, it's beyond shitty.

To play devil's advocate, you could argue that one allegation in Woody's case (even if the accuser was a child and has been incredibly consistent, while the accused has made some false claims about the case O_o) is not as weighty as 20+ over decades pointing to similar behavior.

Risking a mice infestation on an entire building full of innocent bystanders, who have to live there and will eventually have to pay for the pest removal, just because you can't handle being dumped? Not even cheated on, but just dumped? What an utter, absolute, selfish c**t. Why do people applaud behaviour like that?

"1. Wronged woman lets herself into man's apartment, takes down his hollow metal curtain poles and fills them with shrimp. Re-installs poles, locks up and leaves. He goes insane over next few weeks trying to figure out where the terrible smell is coming from."

Hm, not that impressive. Two better revenge stories:

All I remember her saying post-partum was how much she hated being pregnant and what horrible things it did to her body. So, my cynical theory is she's working this story so no one will bash her when they do it the 'easy' way via surrogate. More money than God +Rent-a-Womb= Happy Kim.

These Two Thousand and Late bitches are saying that because Riff Raff has a bunch (which Ninja from Die Antwoord pioneered) and he's one of the go-to guys for clueless fashion people to pick up on ironic "street" trends, because he reps brands like Nasir Mazhar, the current king of hip fashion among the cognoscenti.

My kids have way too much shit. They don't play with most of it and I'm tired of picking it up. I bought them a few things and that was it. My husband and I usually stick to our budget, but this year we pared that shit right down. My kids know from the jump that they are not getting zillion dollar game consoles and…

"It's clear from their actions that these political activists were more concerned about making a political statement and creating a media event than they were about the safety of others, who came to Mall of America for an afternoon of shopping and family entertainment,"

Kim Kardashian writes at a fourth grade level, according to Radar

Yeah, I have $150 in checking to last me until the 1st. Dov can kiss my shiny butt.

Oh Tommy. A very, very ancient Gawker Media law forbids commenters from asking questions like "who???" in comments because, as you so clearly know, if you're able to drop a comment into a post you are probably able to use this newfangled contraption known as Google. In the olden times, asking "WHO???" like a moron…

The book isn't about a a story about a Nigerian couple's emigration to the U.S. It's about a single woman's journey, dotted by several relationships. It also deals with her college boyfriend's emigration to the UK, briefly, and her ultimate return to Nigeria where they resume their relationship. But they aren't a…

My pants flew off my body, straight to the other side of the room after listening to this. Is that a problem?

Her name is Tika Sumpter not Tina Sumpter. :/

Honestly, as an American, I can say that it really only takes one or two generations of wealth to start churning out particularly unimpressive offspring. Money is a helluva drug.

The truth of the pictures: if you're wearing jeans without underwear, sometimes, they really rub your vagina wrong. She isn't trying to be sexy, she is in pain.

I just want to say, I love the fact that Stefanie didn't try to pass judgment on her niece, interviewed her like a real person rather than an object up for judging — I think it's hard to do a piece like this without alarmism or the introduction of snide feelings about a young woman who is happily receiving a lot of…

So far, Cosby has remained steadfast in his refusal to respond to the allegations, and has cancelled several promotional interviews for his upcoming Netflix project.