I’d rather he fell dick first. Unless you mean that the flaming fire-ant covered cactus “accidentally” penetrates him. I’m good with that.

I’ll never look at the Eleventh Doctor the same way again.

Audience reads title, skims article, becomes enraged, comments immediately. Sounds about right.

no the thesis is definitely to ban cars in cities then expand on that infrastructure to rural areas with a limited fleet of independent zero emission vehicles. Pretty sure you don’t have to walk until then.

I’ve lived under 10 years of Stephen Harper and 31 years of Progressive Conservative rule in Alberta.

My fiancee gives me hugs and acts proud of me when I get the kitchen cleaned on my day off. I also suffer from social anxiety and depression so he knows it’s an accomplishment. I will share some of those hugs with you ::internet hugs::

Fiscal conservatives, the real brainy Repubs, used the religious, gun-toting right for votes, building them up, telling them what they wanted to hear.

That was totally part of my deal this week! Period induced racing thoughts before sleep are terrible.

Despite what MRAs and regular men claim, marriage benefits men, not women. All of the stats confirm this. Married men report greater levels of happiness than singles, and it’s the reverse for women. Married men live longer than unmarried men, the reverse for women. When a man and woman cohabitate, generally she takes…

Yeah, the being afraid of being alone thing seems to be a HUGE factor. I would be sad if my marriage ended for some reason, but I don’t think I’d be in a huge rush to replace it. I really enjoyed being single. Love my husband to bits but we’d be lying liars who lie if either one of us said there weren’t times we miss…

I feel like all of these are largely rhetorical questions?

I vote that anyone who votes to repeal the ACA gets to live one year without health insurance - all costs out of pocket, for them and their families. Let’s see how they like that.

I only just realised now that republican’s have a majority in both houses... It’s truly lucky that you guys don’t operate like Canada/Australia/NZ; because that would mean you don’t have a president to veto all that bullshit that comes up.

Honestly, it seems a little hypocritical for people to be particularly hung up on Disney fandom as a source of contempt, particularly when most notable Disney films retain some essence of their usually darker source material (and the internet can quite easily reveal how thematically mature Disney films can be even…

Either you’re a physicist or (like me) you really loved Peter Bishop in Fringe. Joshua Jackson in sexy Faraday Cage -mmmmmmmm.

And the Song, the Song! The Mr. Grinch Song! (weeping for joy)

“buy them plane tickets home for every holiday”

Ah, there it is. The keyboard warrior shows his true colours.

I’ve seen plenty of black murders, including on the Gawker network, as recently as today, I guess because I’m less blinded by my prejudices than you are.

I love when people confuse “being rich and comfortable” with “privilege”. It’s almost like you never bothered to take the time to learn what the term means so you could understand the situation...but hey, I’m sure that’s not the case.