If I wasn’t so pathetically inept in mathematics and physics, I’d become a doctor just so I could be both professional and warm and well-mannered towards my patients.

Favorite line:

What if I pull the vibrator out of my partner like I'm King Arthur and its the Sword in the Stone... Can I lay claim then?

Nick reminds me of Spencer Pratt which is a terrible thing.

“The other guy” is my favorite thing about Shawn.

Does it drive anyone else fucking mental that budget-Ryan-Gosling calls Nick “that guy” or “him” instead of just calling him by his name? Clearly he knows it coz he asked for his room number with the front desk. Is he supposed to be pretending that he feels Nick is irrelevant by not acknowledging he HAS a first name?…

I detect zero sarcasm in this comment and I appreciate you supporting me, internet stranger.

Let there never be a day when I am apologizing to a man because I had consensual sex with another man.

Ah, parenting evolution at its finest. From this:

I’ve begun to notice that a lot of people railing against this ruling seem to have a fucked up mental picture of a “gay wedding cake” being covered in Gay Pride flags and dicks/vaginas and stuff.

And even then, I wish there was a way to get the free mini sundae or cake slice without the singing.

I’m gullible and not quite Internet savvy so I am truly and honestly asking: are these a joke? I’m confused. What do butts and lying face down have to do with the confederate flag?

+1 for feeling my pain in being nauseated just thinking about a plane

I haven’t flown in well over a decade - I get nauseated just driving past the airport - but charging extra for something that seems to be an essential part of the service they are providing is absurd. I would love to do some travelling but until a proper floo system is installed, I find a pari of vanishing cabinets,…

I just realized that I have started looking forward to your comments daily. It’s like a little Irish in my coffee, without getting fired for you know, actually spiking my coffee.

Thank you, that’s such an important perspective and I’m sorry that happened to your dad. I can’t understand why this particular generation demands 0% risk when there’s no such thing! There’s significant risk you’ll get in a car accident but people drive every day. There’s risk with every single surgery, no matter how…

I’m sorry about your loss and the fact you had to deal with assholes. Good for you punching that asshole.

>Your health is still between your Doctor [and yourself], behind exam room doors.

Is it bad that my first reaction to reading this was “seriously.. some people have way too much time on their hands.”