what a bunch of babies

Who are these women who side with men on every.single.damn.thing? Who are these women who refuse to believe that gender wage gap is real? Who are these women that think they “don’t need feminism” because women in other countries have it worse (so we should just stop trying, I guess)? I simply don’t understand this…

I had an English teacher once who used to say "the guilty dog barks first." I tip my hat to him for giving me the perfect saying to encompass this situation.

I’m fond of “rub one out” as a gender neutral euphemism.

I still say jack/jerk off or get myself off. I really don't need a girl version for this term. I am literally never ever going to use “Klittra”. Shit sounds like some sorceress from Conan the Barbarian or Caligula.

Saying a woman or girl has “daddy issues” is fucking wretched. If she has daddy issues, shouldn’t the hate be directed at, you know, her god damned father? How is his disgusting and damaging fuckery her fault?

I think maybe you’re born a wizard but you don’t find out until midnight of your 11th birthday?

4 stars: Was well crafted and delivered when promised. However, it turned my mailman into a talking cat and resurrected a vengeful corpse. Not suitable for virgins.

Also can we just be happy for other people having experiences that let them grow and change, regardless of how they did it? yeesh

The fact that he's checking out teenage girls and then acting like its their fault is line textbook male privilege in the worst way. I'm sorry that happened and sorry that it happens still

Uuhugggghhhhh I'm throwing up for past you.

ugh, that gross feeling when, as a teen, you realize that your male teachers and administrators must be looking at your body, probably inappropriately. I remember once being taken aside by the guidance counselor and told I had to wear my coat for the rest of the day because our male principal had come to her and taken…

If a student is a child, why is his/her body being sexualized?

Also appropriate for shorts:

originally it was hot dog but I decided corndogs are more intrinsically funny

CANNOT stop laughing at the “ambitious corn dog” description...

This girl sounds incredibly bad ass, and so does her mother. And fuck the fucking misogynistic media.

I was seriously so proud of him. Like it was arousing to watch, but I was also so intellectually turned on that he would be so open-minded and give it a shot and then be totally chill and actively kind to the guy about it afterwards. No more than anyone should do, but I was still pleasantly surprised. Now I tell him…