Just like a sadistic, long form Remembral!

Oh my god, THIS is why I don’t trust anyone else to do anything for me!

Our tablescapes was my mother-in-law pouring everyone mimosas on the kitchen island while we were saying our vows :)

Aren’t escort cards the things you get handed by guys on the sidewalk in Vegas?

I bought my invitations at Wal Mart and had them printed at Staples. I’m pretty sure somewhere a Knot Editor’s head just exploded.

I wish I had even one person to root for here. I’m beginning to not even like Kaitlyn at this point. The guys that seem like they might be interesting are all edited out and they keep featuring the douches. I fast forwarded through so much last night I watched the whole thing in 40 minutes.

The best is all the people reacting so negatively to the sex ed lesson with things like “Actors or not, they’re still children! So inappropriate!!” *pearl clutching* *gasping*

I wish I even had a style. I dress like Wednesday Addams as a librarian who goes to Comic Con and moonlights as an art teacher at one of those places were you paint and drink wine. Everything is stripes and plaids and bizarre jewelry and weird scarves.

hahaha if we got tested for smoking weed nobody would have jobs. We have a pothead trying to run for Prime Minister ffs

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

Thank you so much for this. <3 I spent a lot of my teenage years and young adulthood doing really self-destructive things because I honestly thought she was right, and it’s just recently at 35 that I’ve started to think, hey, maybe SHE was the one with the problem this whole time! I feel like she cost me a pretty…

Listen...I don’t know a single little boy willing to pretend to be a girl just to get into tents with other little girls. These people are trying to say that a child is so sexually driven that he will go to the lengths to pretend to be transgendered (and face the social repercussions of that) to violate the innocence…

Let’s call our family organization “Literally Everybody Else’s Family.” Or “The Cooler Families.”

Can we all start a family organization? I’m so fucking sick of conservative shitbags having a monopoly on family.

Fashion models aren’t role models. They are people who sell clothes. She sells clothes.

Either it’s an allowance and you’re treating your wife the same way you would treat a child, or it’s a bonus and you’re treating your wife the same way you would treat an employee. These are not great options.

No one even thought of working after having kids, and few have any plans to go back even when the kids have left home.

Before I heard all the Dov Charney stuff I was big into American Apparel (I’m the t-shirt type). I think the quality has declined over the years, but I still have a few great AA shirts I bought in 07 and 08.