oh god SAME. Not that I could afford it, but if someone else wants to foot the bill I'd be perfectly happy with a giant-ass wedding. But they'd also have to hire a wedding planner because fuck that shit.

Okay, please stop being embarrassed. Or alternatively, take comfort in the fact that I outspent you,tidily, in fucking Canada. I, like you, am still married, still happy, and still look back on my wedding as an amazing day that I'm so happy to have shared with the people I love (and sooooo much delicious food and nice…

My fiancé and I have been having a BIG conversation over the past few days about my engagement ring. I didn't want one in the first place; I'm an athlete and couldn't see myself wearing one, but he didn't want people to think he is cheap. So, whatever; I'll wear the ring. I love it because it's from him. And when…

My engagement ring was free (and I'm really excited to show it off so I apologize in advance for bragging...it belonged to his great great grandmother and was made in Ireland in the 1890's).

My sister and I both had courthouse weddings several years apart. A few years later, our divorce papers were finalized two days apart. Each year, we spend that middle day doing awesome things and in general being happy that we are no longer miserable unto death. On our third divorce-aversary she gave me the…

My husband likes to smugly say "it's nice when you KNOW you're never getting divorced", and I'm like "honey, if everyone didn't KNOW that, no one would ever get married".

Yeah, you definitely can't lump all the First Nations in with the Haida but the potential is there to develop a pattern with different elements. A Woodland Cree style maple leaf would be cool.

I've been singing "in all of us command" since school. Fuck the sons, I said. I was pretty radical.

cool.

Did they include a tiny little hanger with the glitter?

It's like $5 for 3 of them in every store, and they stretch out to be totally unusable on the first wear! I thought it was just me because I have really thick, heavy hair, but I guess not?

To be fair, it wasn't just the bakery that got hit. The hot foods guys got the first of the crowd — Mister J might have been able to feed multitudes on a loaf of bread and a raw fish but breaded tilapia does take some time to fry in the real world.

Ohhhhmigod, yes. And the owners are christians, but are refusing to serve christians who don't belong to their particular denomination. All I ever heard from the pastors and church "teachers" about all the christians who weren't in our denomination was how they were going to go to hell for not worshiping the Real…

I'm from South Dakota and I'm pretty sure people here would be happy to post these notices. Hell, half our gas stations, auto parts stores, and ice cream shops have Bible quotes on their signs. Makes it easy to know which businesses to avoid and I LOVE IT! Please. advertise your intolerance so I know where not to…

Satan has just had bad PR for a few thousand years. the invention of ROCK N' ROLL really turned it around

I love the Satanists. My favorite thing with them is the deal with the statue down in Oklahoma. They wanted to put up their statue next to the ten commandments statue near the state house, because you cannot endorse one religion over the other. Well, someone drove into the ten commandments statue and broke it in half.…

If I lived in a state so tacky as to pass a law such as this I'd stand outside any business that had such a sign in their window passing out flyers to all their customers on how bigots go to hell. I'd go all "Operation Rescue" on them, organizing sidewalk counseling for customers trying to enter the store "Do you know…

Ha I do this too. I'm secretly glad my husband is driven crazy by my housekeeping skills, if we were both like me the house would be a disaster.

I do this as well. Lady Mountain is such a cute nickname for it! Lol, we had guests this weekend and instead of putting my clean clothes in drawers or hanging in the closet, I just stuck the mound of folded clothes on the closet floor. WTF is wrong with me? That is pure laziness right there.

My husband hates me because of Laundry Mountain.