I don't know why you haven't gotten more stars for this comment. It's genius. Ten points to Hufflepuff.

Yeah, 85 sounds big. I can’t imagine actually having 300 people show up at a wedding.

Where are you guys moving to? Nowhere too cold I hope, unless you're from Alaska or Minnesota and used to it already?

I’m actually flabbergasted that you have to be tested for work! I don’t think I know anyone who has ever had a mandatory drug test.

For some reason I knew about Girl Guides (the Canadian equivalent) growing up, but thought it was super exclusive and never joined. I’m now seriously wishisg I had and I might have to start volunteering just so that I can officially be a scout and fulfill that long held childhood dream.

Honestly, I lied to my SO. I knew he would get judgey and didn’t want to deal with it. He was very insecure and jealous when we started dating with very old fashioned somewhat Christian-y values despite being agnostic. While I’ve since shown him the world of liberal feminist hippydom in which I reside, I have no…

I too have an Amazon food wish list. It's the best way to try new things and not worry about people thinking you have odd eating habits.

I genuinely like Yerba Mate. Granted I’ve never spent time in the jungle drinking it the way it is traditionally made... But all the varieties I’ve tried here have been really good. Kind of earthy and lightly sweet.

I guess I was thirteen because it was shortly after A Walk to Remember had been released on VHS (oh yeah VHS!), my younger brother was at a sleep over and my mom decided to treat me to a mother-daughter movie night. Seeing as she was a single parent, time + disposable income was rare so this was a big deal. I remember…

I love the idea of a line of Mother’s Day cards (or father’s day cards in my case) that are like “I love you because you are biologically my parent and thats a huge thing in both our lives, but lets face it things are a bit weird between us so this is as affectionate as I can be right now. Best Wishes.”

I’m not sure if you want to hear this or not, so if you don’t, then totally disregard it!

What are these magic not coming off bandaids you speak of?

This is one I ca somehow manage! I was taught when I was a kid (mother was always worried I would get lice from the other kids with my mega long hair.)

Yes! These things are a godsend. I still can't ever figure out bangs or a proper top knot, but with these I can at least pretend I have lady skills.

I have this issue with my step-sister’s two children. Apparently her father (my stepdad, obviously) has incredibly strong genes because holy hell his two daughters and son look exactly like him.

What the fuck?! Seriously? Gah. I’m so maddened by all of this! How was I not in the know?

You've hit the nail on the head. I was incredibly confused and upset by this scene when I read it. I was 14 at the time and had stolen the books from my mom's bookshelf.

I'm saddened by your comment.

This! A million times this! What is it about the church crowd and baked goods after being stuck in service for a few hours?!

Your posts tonight are of particularly high quality. 😄