Blanche is definitely “the hot one.”

Blanche would never be romantically involved with someone as low as a member of Team Valor.

Had no idea who PhantomLord was (love games, watching other people play/scream about them isn’t my deal), but I Googled out of curiousity and boredom.

There is no team, but the Bird in the North.

I’m still not sure what the answer to two Zaryas is in this game. They provide too much cover, you can barely touch them.

Honestly, it’s because this has been one of (if not arguably the single best) marketing campaign video games has seen. It was perfectly announced (and playable the day of announcement), and then followed up with very strategically timed betas and animated shorts. People got emotionally connected to the characters…

I disagree. It exposed indie gaming to be just as sad and derivative as AAA gaming.

Can we pause with the Overwatch articles for a bit, maybe until it’s at least almost back up? It’s been less than a day since the end of the beta and I’m already in withdrawal...

“Defective” *nom*

Actually it wasn’t a title match.

Are we accusing you of being a moron? No, but we’re all thinking it.

Oh, that is some blatant bullshit. This remake is guaranteed to sell millions of copies, if they opened it up for preorder tomorrow they would probably have at least a million paid for by the end of the month. Fans would eat up limited editions, day one bundles and even console bundles without any hesitation. Shit,…

That freakin’ Chocobo Race in FFX. I wanted those Doors to Tomorrow so badly that I resorted to using the original DS3s, but that didn’t help.

Man this is satisfying to watch on loop.

$130 for three strategy guides....Wow. Gamefaqs all the way baby.

The whole game is billed as this prequel to FFVII, but it's really not. It's about 20% prequel, 80% stupid bullshit that's in no way relevant to the FF universe at all. It's so contrived and full of anime cliches and stupid plot arcs that it'll turn your stomach more than Advent Children. And the 20% that is related…