its actually a deconstruction of some very common fantasy tropes. normally in a fantasy book the king/nobility are always portrayed as idealistic crusaders for the people or literal minions of some satan like being. knights are always champions of good, never mistreat people and certainly not ladies.

if you're the queen, then why has your plot been sidelined to another continent?

"oh thank god a lynch mob is here, i was afraid i was going to have to actually write the damn book"

ah yes, the old lets redefine a term we don't like so we seem reasonable tactic

the proper form for that sentiment is: IT CAN BE TWO THINGS!

I AM IMMORTAL!!
*beat*
the highlander is coming out of traction today

arguments over sexism on the internet?? why i never heard of such a thing …

so you're saying the AV club shouldn't obsessively follow pop culture figures??

do you not?

oh my god, that is the most perfect thing to say

dammit, i thought you had something for this

i take it then that you are not down with the clown

"you just staaaaaaaaaaaaand there"

though the actual title is "The Hiphopopotamus vs. The Rhymenocerous, featuring the Hiphopopotamus and Rhymenocerous"

sometimes when i freestyle i lose confidence …

what kind of rapping name is Steve … Steve

i'm gonna start using that as a new pickup line, it can't be any worse than the old ones

i'm not presuming you're guilty, though from the very heated rhetoric i do wonder

i'm entirely in agreement, i often wonder how they communicate with women if they keep expecting so many rape allegations

how many false harassment suits does it take to cross that bridge?