mastertrollbater--disqus
MasterTrollBater
mastertrollbater--disqus

screw you dad! i do what i want!

you know, it doesn't take that much energy to parody kanye

he's pretty funny in bojack horseman

we've upgraded the alert to the seminal rush album 'moving pictures'

i must be true to my nature

yeah … thats the logical conclusion to draw

must have missed that, i thought charlotte's web explained how everything you love will die … a kid's movie

it seems that alot of them were showcasing set design … which is a kind of visual effect … i guess

some movies are bad because they manage to fail in every way possible, some are just obnoxious mediocrities that got way too famous and dominate pop culture

T2 and Aliens should be object lessons in how to properly make a sequel

mad max should appeal to the stodgy old oscar voters with its emphasis on practical effects … then again predicting their tastes is hard enough (unless the movie is about the struggles of white people learning that other white people are racist)

its a little irritating that james cameron is responsible for some of the best action movies (abyss, T2, aliens) while at the same time responsible for some of the worst movies ever (titanic, avatar)

i watched the first two terminators a month back and it is impressive some of the work they did, tho in T1s only scene with the complete metal endoskeleton you can really tell from the editing that its just a stationary prop that someone offscreen is rotating to give the impression of walking

spiders can defy the laws of motion?

actually democrats only like to tax guns and hard working (white) murricans

sadly i already pawned everything i know, toothbrush and camera phone

i'm off to a party … its in space bret

this is why before you go, make sure you know the dancefloor bro/ho ratio

unfortunately most people were distracted by the cover story of weird al's favorite bagel

tuesday night is the night we go over to your mother's