no one wants to hear about your (presumably) awesome marriage to a (presumably) awesome lady

the tits are implied, its what screenwriters refer to as 'subtlety'

why does hollywood keep creating fully realized three dimensional characters for women???

probably in way too specific detail

are you bojack horseman?

a true catholic through and through

i was having the most wonderful dream … i think you were in it

MASTERTROLLBATER enters the classroom fully nude even though no one else is. he patiently waits to wake up from the rather obvious dream, upon realizing this is reality, he runs off screaming never to be heard from again

i thought i remember helen mirren as going on record that she would really like to star in a F&F movie

that implies that there is something that doesn't piss them off

hey, bono can occasionally write good songs

the movies don't exist in a vacuum

i'll see you there

have you ever heard a good nigerian accent in an american movie? actually curious now

did you use to design space shuttles?

france used to never actually use race in any of its official documents or IDs, a suggestion that many of my racist redneck relatives often advocate.

actually anopodes, because of the greek origin

much like he promised to make people say merry christmas, he is going to make hollywood obey him as well

its sadly truth for any organization, used to work for a company of about 1000 people and we tried to go paperless (i.e. stop using the goddamn fax machine and use email like a modern human) and it was like pushing a boulder uphill

the point he seems to be making is that we shouldn't give black people what they want after they've made a nuisance of themselves