the roman polanski clause

as john oliver would say, "#notmychristian"

without reading the comments, i can assume there is nothing but reasonable discussions taking place

damn son, that secret is property of the grand illuminati council … you just sit right there, when we're done suppressing the metric system, we'll collect you for re-education

you should watch the john oliver episode on them, the rationale is actually weaker than that. basically even under the law its considered gambling, but the companies brazenly ignored it … it was only a matter of time before a judge glanced at it and collapsed that whole house of cards

they do know whats important

he does have janice from accounting on his side

ahhh … the hipster minority

the suspended sentence does go on your record and should you live in a 'three strikes' state, it counts.

yes, and when that happens, the news oftentimes will talk about 'exuberant' fans getting 'rowdy', even though they destroy property, injure people and occasionally kill someone

i would think thats when you want the kid to be your carbon copy

[citation needed]

oooh, my genes are so important, future generations must enjoy them

NO ONE MUST KNOW

capitalization is just showing off, "ooh, my name is so important it needs to be written all special"

just like that strange land called minnesota where my mothers family hails from

and the world rejoiced

seriously, you need to get over your parents naming you 'Guybrush'

on the one hand, names like this seem indicative of a parents need to have the most interestingly named child which makes it seem like a reflection of their own narcissism rather than a concern for the child as a person

to be fair, who wouldn't want that name?