Love the art and the look, humor, and I really feel like I'm playing a Penny Arcade game. Which is all nice and good...But, For the love of Monkeys...How can I speed up my mouse? Dear merciful Savior, I don't know what it was, but my cursor felt like it had to move through molasses to get from one side of the screen…

$5.87? For all that plastic? How soon will it break and how much lead is in it?

And I promise to never learn how to spell.

Dear Brian Ashcraft,

Hate to be one of "those people" but...Called it. One point in a game that doesn't matter goes to me.

This makes sense to me in a Consoles lifecycle ...Can't really expect the 360 to stump along for much longer after 2010 can we? And the Wii? Love the little white box but it'll need some love in just a couple years. I see them jumping out with a new console before the "Mature" consoles.

And here I've been using the 360 to boil water for Ramen.

These numbers point out that when given the chance, people will either become a rabid fanboy or a hater for no other reason than the fact there there is a fanboy/hater void to be filled.

Successful, Solitaire, really? Lame. Especially since the maker made how much money off it?

@Relenus: The game starts by you placing a bunny in a blender but don't start it. Then a naked alien woman walks in and you have to tell her that her son won't make it through surgery. There is a penis joke and then you have to tackle a unicorn until he poops icicles shaped like rainbows. Turn on the blender. You win.…

Blanka, with built in taser. Ya know, for girls who look like Chun-li in real life. Giant thighs and all.

I don't see how Penny could really fault you or take offense for just going around tossing fruit to those abominations for 10 hours. I think they'd take that as a Win.

I guess it works because that image in stained on my mind forever...Not quite goatze, but it's seared into that part of my brain.

Yeah...If I spoke some Japanese I might be spoiled. Plus we've seen most of this before.

Oh that is weak sauce.

Digging the old school Hot Lips reference. Also...Lips? really? Could ya get anymore of scandalous code name for something?

My name is John Nilsson, I want to take "you home and show you my yay-dome."

I was four years old and my brother five. My first experience with the NES was playing Duck Hunt on my Aunt's console at Christmas. It was fun...but not earth rocking.

Momentum is key...Lost steam in Oblivion's main story line and couldn't find my way back to finish.

@Channing: Speaking of Master Blaster...Remake any time soon? Search for another massive toad? I'd love to see this game on Virtual Console.