Relevant username is relevant! Here’s my derpface.

That’s the socially acceptable way of claiming what happened. The other macabre option would be her being fully aware and even getting a kick out of the abuse. There is testimony that she strategicallu strategically left a party where Bill had full access to a young inebriated girl. She knew and didnt give a shit.

The same way they verify the kids are 13 now: Not.

God I remember when a Dutch morning DJ asked when she last fingered herself and then doubled down on being called out on twitter. She didnt take his shit then and was an uptight unfunny cunt for her troubles.

She used to be a working porn star, I doubt they don’t run the gamut on available tests.

Let’s not forget to mention EVERYTHING in that wedding was branded and sponsored AF. She didn’t pay for shit, and that’s baller status.

That is goddamn majestic and don’t let anyone tell you it’s not.

why yes, that turtleneck just *screams* whimsical fun.

That’s just cause he’s checking Kylie’s homework assignments.

Ah my bad, commenting while wined.

You got some balls calling out a person with scissors to your hair man :)

The hilarity of Queen Mary J blowing her out of the water vocally with the first note.

“No offense, but..”

Also my life goal is to do a dive bar / eatery tour in like the seediest parts of Singapore with Bourdain while the other dude... Meh.

Get some hip thrusts in your life babe, especially as squats often activate the thighs and not so much the glutes.

From somebody who’s success in makeup is not looking like a destitute raccoon after a night of slattern behaviour, this reads almost like erotica.

It has to pass the Bechdel test yet, but I have loved the Rock since eons. Goddamn I love that man.

“Helping people, *and* helping women”

I read somewhere that Trump is like “an internet comment section trying to run for office” which couldn’t be more astute.

That’s a Dutch singer on a Dutch radio show.