whooosh

Also I would bone him twelve ways till sunday.

The Rock IS black.

" his (then) wife"

you can hun! I go on a muting spree for the accounts they retweet (open that account» gear icon » mute account). You could go bolder and disable retweets for that person. And in tweetdeck you can run filters on #capricondontwantnone like hashtags.

oh honey I'll be here with the wine once it's done. Pull the band-aid.

Dun dun dunnnnnnn....

I was in the gym doing me, and worked up to a 200lbs legpress (like a boss). This dude comes standing next to me and says "don't look so mad". I eye sniped him and growled "this is my murderface".

the Germans, in their infinite wisdom, call that a backpfeifengesicht.

Mister of Puppies and I actually lived together before we were romantic. Moved in the same day of meeting him and after speaking with him for an hour. Mileage may vary and such.

haha bourbon. I prefer the most gutteral flegm inducing Schotch, neat. Only bottles that are legally old enough to vote, ofcourse.

Doin the lords work.

you were issued a heart at the annual coven?

leading with panties creaming regarding a man who spent the better half of the past two decades doubting his carreer, after being mentally torn over being sexualised. Really.

no just a mirena. Years back I had a bit of a gruesome experience with a mirena and a divacup (the suction of the latter doesn't work with keeping the mirena IN the uterus, the more you know) so be careful around that. Also had periods that made sacrifices to Kali seem like a scraped knee so I feel your pain.

team IUD for 6th year, no periods for the same. I saved so much money on tampons and pads. (It went in my wine budget).