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I love, love, love Kesha, and I’m a huge asshole for saying this, but I think she’s had work done recently, and I have to say I’m not a fan.

I have no clue why they keep making these cities build structures from the ground up. Why not just rotate the games out with the former host cities or cities equipped to handle the Games? There are plenty of cities that don’t have to spend billions to overhaul all their infrastructure and build an Olympic Village.

I want to go on a much needed boat trip. I love smoking and drinking and hanging out in my bathing suit and I’m not even that horrible to be around. Maybe Lindsey will invite me next time.

Tom is now the poster boy for Regret™.

I hate that I’m even remotely interested in this.

I don’t follow these people on social media, but I’m willing to bet that all the women have blonde/brown-blonde ombre hair worn in beachy waves, and run some type of lifestyle blog through which they sell fashion and/or jewelry and/or home products.

I still live for that Natasha Beddingfield song. It fuels my workouts.

Flawleth? I don’t think tho! ;)

She could take a Spanish class and just stay one lesson ahead of her students I guess?

Peggy Hill, is that you?!?!

White people want to be oppressed so bad. I can’t stop laughing

Sat next to Mila Kunis at a concert. She looked like a 4ft tall troll.

Every time I read about the Olympics the tagline is, “it’s worse than we thought.” What ELSE can go wrong??

According to her lawyers, Rosner felt that another instructor could assume responsibilities over the Spanish-teaching portion of the class, while she would focus on reading and writing.

There is definitely a part of me that thought the parts that seemed off might have just as much to do with trying to sell that crap with a straight face and having NO IDEA what to really say about it so she could still get paid.

I think his music is awful but he’s endearing in a weird way. It’s like the super sweet, kind of nerdy kid who got picked on in high school. You’re rooting for him, you just wouldn't want to be the one living with him.

Damn. Somebody needs to write a book about this shady-ass motherfucker.

WOW. a Can you turn this into a book and maybe in the meantime explain how people can be so terrible?

Oh, I’m sure that mofo didn’t limit himself to just two wives. Was your family from East Texas and Carlsbad, New Mexico? Grandad could have had families in Texas, Nevada, New Mexico, Colorado, California, and Mexico. On the extremely rare occasion when he worked, he was a cowboy — usually working a herd just to hide

This is the thing I was wondering about. Did the dude’s friends and family just let it slide? Buy 2 wedding gifts and keep their mouths shut? Did ol’ Andrew engage a whole community in his subterfuge or is he a loner with no friends or family except, you know, the TWO families? I just don’t see how happens.