honestly, always has been

What a garbage article. Do better Luke.

This is, by an exceptionally large margin, the single most obnoxious goddamn article i have ever read on here. The tone of this is just beyond insufferable to me.

I mean I get it Luke you’re not excited about this port but there is a market for those games whether you care to ridicule or not. I'm personally not part of it but there's definitely a demand.

It took me an absurdly long time to find this out, but going by this Gamematsu article, It’s Toybox Games whose most recent Switch game is...Deadly Premonition 2.

Granted, I have never played Control, but for me, Awkward Zombie’s Control comics never, ever miss.

Komala has a unique ability, comatose. It’s treated as asleep without actually having the status condition, so it can use moves that usually require you to be asleep, like Sleep Talk and Snore. It also can’t be afflicted by many status conditions, so it’s immune to burn, freeze, poison, and paralysis.

While this…

X-Potion?

Sounds like someone could use some calibrations themselves.

I thought Garrus was calibrating the accuracy of the Normandy’s cannons? And I think I recall an overheard conversation between Garrus and Legion where he, somehow, achieves higher than Legion’s predicted theoretical maximum in that regard?  Implying that there was some use to his work throughout the series, or that…

I wonder if the reason we don’t see lots of robust video game adaptations of TCGs with single player elements is because they have the potential (or are perceived to have the potential) to displace the physical card game. While playing against the CPU always pales in comparison to facing human opponents, for enjoying…

You think you’re kidding. 

Just to note, Nintendo sold almost as many Switch units during Q3 (October, November, December) as they did Q1, Q2, and Q4 combined. Also, digital sales averaged out to be just under half of all Switch games sold, and of those digital sales, around 2/3 were digital versions of retail games.

I KNEW, one of the first comments on this post would be about how Demon Slayer isn’t actually that good, and boy, did I got that right...

The game itself doesn’t cost anything beyond the pennies per day the subscription costs, Mr. Pedantic.

Oh thank fuck, I was desperate to know what you thought

Gotta farm those Money Rocks!

That’s right. She’s got the “munchies” for a California Cheeseburger.