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I grew up in a small Texas town that is currently in Louie Gohmert’s congressional district. When I was in 5th grade (in the late 70s) the conservative Episcopal elementary school I attended decided that the event they needed to have was a drag beauty pageant for all the upper grade students — which all the mothers

Not only is this anti-LGBTQ, but it also has really really bad ramifications upon libraries if passed. A parental review board, filled with parents who have no clue how to run a library, deciding which books and events a library can and can’t have? That’s censorship, and book banning on a state level. If this passes

My goodness. If you don’t want your kids to go to drag queen story hour, don’t take them to the library at that time. You can easily clutch your pearls in the comfort of your own home. Don’t ruin fun for the rest of us.

It may cost $500k to treat them, but them being able to feel morally superior is priceless.  Fuck Pence.

There are two outcomes here:

Hot Take: Weddings are growing because as women gain power and money many choose to unapologetically do girly ass stuff with that money like wear awesome dresses and have a great party.

TBH it could be completely and udderly made up. Tabloids are just like fanfic about celebrities.

“Garaffa’s license has been suspended for five months; Capece has been suspended for a full year.”

Georgina Chapman had consensual sex with Harvey Weinstein, got her fashion line funded, pretended she knew nothing about his criminal behavior, and walked away with millions. Annabella Sciorra doesn’t have a career anymore. Who gives a fuck who Chapman is dating? She clearly has no issue banging sexual predators so

I wish everyone would stop reporting on what Thomas Markle has to say, ever. What a piece of sh×t. He clearly gets off on this attention and doesnt GAF about anything but using his daughter to get his fix. 

Like a preacher’s wife, Lara has hitched her star to that of her husband and his family, and she is a true believer—in Trump, in his vision. “I never knew her to say no a single time,” said Kellyanne Conway of Lara’s campaigning.

To steal a line from Jim Jeffries’ gun control bit: “Jeez, you think a lot of yourself if you think everyone’s coming to murder you.” 

Wait, why was she accompanied by her grandfather? If she’s mature enough to be carrying a loaded weapon she’s mature enough to represent herself, and to look after herself at legislative hearings. I’m gonna bet that grandpa and her parents insist on never letting her out of their sight because they (correctly) think

I feel like your friend is probably moreso an actual valuable person to give a free night/experience to, since she probably has the experience and knowledge to write up an actual helpful post (being a travel agent). Also because she is a travel agent, she could actually recommend these places to her clients. So don’t

This’ll make me look terrible but I um... am the target market for luxury hotels. We stay at very nice hotels and pay full price, unless redeeming Marriott points. Anyone who is fortunate enough to be able to book these places will tell you we actively avoid influencer hotspots. If influencers gloam on to whatever

I will always be on the side of whoever is against somebody with the surname of Paul.  Whether it be Jake, Logan, Rand...

I do enjoy the idea of an Anti-Mike Commune. Michael Lohan is bad for the health, and should be avoided at all costs. It does spark a bit of joy to read about two women who married the same shithead abandoning their differences to join forces against him!

Pretty furious that there are still people saying that the woman was in the wrong for that seat incident. First of all, she did have a disability (fused neck), but besides that, she paid for and selected a seat that reclines. She’s allowed to use it, full stop. If you’re mad, be mad at the airline that keeps squeezing

Take Judy Sheindlin, better known Judge Judy. While campaigning for Bloomberg, the New York Times reported that the television presenter told rally-goers: “America probably still needs a little tweaking, it doesn’t need a revolution.”

Just to clarify Kristen and Dax don’t say they want their kids to be famous. When asked they say they would support their adult children if they wanted to be actors. In fact they are the leading champions in child privacy and led the charge for magazines like PEOPLE not publishing pap photos of famous peoples kids