Britney Spears clone

Yes yes thank you. I really don’t understand the point of articles like this. We know Mitt Romney is a conservative Republican who literally is everything the opposite of a socially progressive liberal. Of course he votes and voted for garbage legislation and has garbage ideas (we know! he ran for president already!).

The vote today was legitimately the best plausible outcome we could have hoped for going in. Romney’s clearly looked at the Republican caucus, then looked at his own approval numbers in Utah, then looked back at the president and the caucus and said, “You know what, I don’t need any of you. Watch this. And then try to…

Do I like Mitt, or agree with most of his positions? No.

This was a cynical play on our hero worship of people with cancer as saints. Cancer does not redeem anyone. Cancer is the second leading cause of death, with lung cancer being top amongst the cancers. Cancer is a fact of life, not a saving grace. 

But also, why is there only drama re: Jameela Jamil? She’s one of four people hired to judge/host the show, the other three being Megan Thee Stallion, Law Roach, and Leiomy Maldonado, of which only Maldonado has a background in voguing. The other two are a rapper and stylist.

Are all the Walmarts and restaurants closed? If not it seems like a certain type of worker will be left out.

lol thank you... i really am identifying with that dead bird right about now

You forgot to mention in your review of Taylor Swift’s year that her mother was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. Maybe TS is choosing to hang out with her instead of attending events where every time her name is mentioned it’s followed up with a mention of Kanye West being a dick to her.  

And you clearly aren’t mature enough to articulate your dislike for something without being unnecessarily mean. Some people just never leave the schoolyard.

WA state used to divide its electoral votes in the primary between a caucus and paper ballot, with a larger amount allocated from the caucus. I’m personally disinclined to caucus. I intended to go last primary cycle, but when the time came, I just couldn’t get past the social anxiety. I ended up just mailing in my…

And John Fucking Bolton, the conservative neocon hero who never met a war he didn’t like, is suddenly a Democratic plant, or something. These people have really been playing the long con. For like, 40 years, since before Trump was even a public figure basically. It's truly incredible how many years everyone has been…

I can’t read anything about PETA without thinking of that time they got caught euthanizing a ton of healthy cats and dogs.

He’s also misquoting something Abba Eban, Israel’s Minister for Foreign Affairs, said, “The Palestinians never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.” Yasser Arafat had lots to say about Palestinians but you don’t see him (mis)quoted.

Jared Kushner, senior adviser to the President, says the White House’s Middle East plan is “a great deal” and if Palestinians reject it, “they’re going to screw up another opportunity, like they’ve screwed up every other opportunity that they’ve ever had in their existence.”

Same. That, and the circle desk/swivel chair set up from Parks and Rec

WE NEED TO MAKE THE STEPHEN “GOEBBELS” MILLER THING A THING.  NOW.  Kind alike the Brock Turner, the rapist.  You know, that guy named Brock Turner, who raped someone and basically got away with it because he’s Brock Turner, the rapist.  Stephen “Goebbels” Miller, the man behind the Modern Day Concentration Camps run…

War on Christmas

“I’m embarrassed.”

“in 2005, the U.K. passed a law allowing all donor-conceived individuals the right to contact the donor once they turn 18. Should donors from dead men become a viable option...”