Settling all those sexual harassment lawsuits couldn't have been cheap.

Crisis:

Hey! Backstreet Boys were awesome!! Way better than One Direction!

Oh god, I was having drinks last night with an acquaintance who was going on about how she doesn't "believe in Western medicine," and "doesn't take pills anymore." And then she proceeded to talk about how wonderful cupping is and how it's solved all her problems (you know, where they heat up little glass cups and…

Yes! I was curious already (I love assassination humor) and now I am really curious. I also find it hysterical that a divided America is united across partisan and regional lines to say Fuck North Korea, all in the defense of a Franco-Rogen joint.

Not uncommon at all. I've had audience walk onstage and eat or steal props, or even go backstage for the same purposes. Food props in the backstage area need to be guarded at all times, with conspicuous "do not eat" signs. Best was when an audience member took a bite out of some fake "cake" made of upholstery foam and…

I bet the Venn diagram of people who bought shit and people people who donated to the potato salad kickstarter has a lot of overlap.

Your user name works well with this comment.

Best.

I wonder what evolutionary survival purpose that stache serves.

There is an obvious, elegant solution to this crisis.

Unrelated, but I really want her and her boyfriend's portmanteau to be Big Grande. Can we make that happen, please?

THEORY: Ariana Grande medically *must* be carried everywhere like a baby because she got her ponytail from the same place Tobias Funke did.

and she'll respond, "IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT ETHICS IN VIDEO GAME JOURNALISM"

The reverse. I mean, I was never attracted to the man, but goddamn if I couldn't stand his ruining every SNL sketch with his inability keep a straight face. It was downright unprofessional.

I feel like it's a generally good rule of thumb: If your 'prank' is specifically banned by the Geneva convention, it's a bad idea and you shouldn't do it.

Did tigerlily just call peter the sun, moon AND STARS?? What type of dothraki bullshit is this. He is not worth is tigerlily

At this point, I can't tell if I'm hatewatching or legitimately enjoying how awfully amazing and ridiculous it is.