I go to a salon in Williamsburg, Brooklyn (and not even the trendy part of Williamsburg) and my cut is $80 for medium-length curly hair, plus tip. And that’s the absolute cheapest I’ve been able to find anywhere in Brooklyn or Manhattan at a place that actually knows how to cut curly hair. Meanwhile, my husband gets…

Oh totally, my friends did that driving up from Brooklyn last year, they drove up Friday afternoon, and headed back to the city on Saturday, had tons of fun. Definitely check the free concert schedule in advance, it helps to pick a weekend to go!

Fucking Christmas Tree Shop. (But I will totally take those... maple marshmallows?! Hell yeah!)

All of that and more! There’s pretty much every farm animal imaginable, with tons of competitions (the carriage horse ones are super cool to watch, plus they’re indoors so it gets you out of the sun/heat), crafts (which everyone passes over but are really incredible), rides, SO MUCH deep-fried food, and incredible…

Yup! I don’t even know where to start over how great it is, but the butter sculpture is always excellent and there’s $0.25 milk

She’s from NY, which has the best state fair in the country (I will fight people over this), so she knows what’s up.

My local YMCA is too expensive for me (the cheapest one I could find in NYC by either my work or home was $70/month). But for other poor NYers, a City Parks Rec Center membership (with indoor pool access!) is only $150/year - only $12.50/month!

I saw Starlight Express when it toured through my hometown in like 2003 - for my dance class in high school, we had to see one professional performance a year, and when I heard roller skates I was like, “fuck yeah, I’m in.” I found out at the show that it was apparently about trains, but who the fuck cares when the…

So many people I know are involved in MLMs (and don’t even get me started about calling themselves “business owners”), and I get a ridiculous number of “online party” invites, which I promptly delete. At least if you’re throwing a traditional party where you invite people physically over, I’m more likely to come just…

I don’t plan on getting pregnant for awhile, but damn if you haven’t given me a great future sonogram photoshop idea!

Emergency shit, with no time to close the blinds?

Pretty sure any Howard the Duck fanfic (erotic or otherwise) would be better than this crap

Richmond is always the first thought in my head whenever I hear “ex-goth”

The Vatican itself may have a ton of money, but individual churches and cathedrals have almost always been on their own in terms of repairing and restoring the structures. So, while the Catholic Church itself may not ‘need’ the money, the Notre Dame cathedral certainly does.

The day the finale aired, I flew out to do a summer field program for 2 1/2 months, and therefore had to wait until I got back to the US to watch it. I still want those 2 1/2 months of excited anticipation back.

Also a gentile, but I live in the area where the outbreak is occurring, and it’s absolutely not religious in nature; rabbis are working overtime with the health department to convince people to get vaccinated (the rabbis I’ve seen cited say it’s actually an obligation *to* get vaccinated).

I invite Mrs. White to come to mass at my Catholic church in NYC - only so she can have a coronary seeing about half the people in attendance wearing leggings every week. My church gives negative fucks about what anyone’s wearing.

No, because they didn’t respond when she initially made a good faith effort to ask merely for attribution (which she mentioned in like her first tweet). Had they just attributed the material to her when she first asked, Barstool wouldn’t be in this situation to begin with.

That’s my grandma’s go-to response when people ask her about her upcoming great granchildren “I’m hoping for a healthy baby.” It seems to shut people up pretty well

My brother and sister-in-law were planning on a giraffe theme for their nursery before they found out the sex of the baby. When they found out and told us it was a boy, my dad asked “Are you still going to do the giraffe thing? Isn’t that kind of gay?” Seriously dad, wtf.