The odds? 100,000%. Especially because Trump’s way too stupid to realize Kim Jong Un is setting him up

Also (briefly mentioned in the piece you linked, although I read it in a separate profile) Tsuji came out of retirement to do Darkest Hour - Gary Oldman refused to sign on for the film unless Tsuji would do the makeup, because he didn’t trust that any other artist would be able to do it right.

Ugh, mother fucking burlap. I’ve been casually browsing Michaels etc. for decorative ideas for my wedding (thankfully I’ve got plenty of time), and every goddamn thing is covered in fucking burlap.

Seriously. I was mugged on the subway (guy stole my phone), and the cops *picked me up from my apartment* a couple days after the incident to revisit where I saw the guy run off to, to see if I could possibly identify him (which even I knew was a waste of time; I was quite clear with the cops that I didn’t get a good…

It’s the Rosamond Gifford Zoo in Syracuse, NY [now everyone knows where I’m from!]

The zoo in my hometown does weddings, and they offer ‘animal ambassadors’ to greet your guests during the cocktail hour, and I just about died when they casually mentioned that their sloth is available for that!!!

The baby is named after her [the baby’s] father, also named Alexis

Brooklyn Museum is also great; it’s a suggested donation of $16 (I usually pay $1). Also there’s a ton of St. Patrick’s Day parades in Brooklyn and Queens in March; pretty much every weekend there’s a different parade somewhere.

NYC has to be mailed in the day before election day; they don’t accept day-of mailings.

First Jessica Jones trailer, now this? 2018 is going to be my year (television watching-wise).

well that’s the [Jewish] extremists’ plan - blow up Al Aqsa and the Dome of the Rock, and rebuild the temple there

More accurately, they’re custom lampshades (new) for vintage lamps (which you should definitely check out because they’re absolutely amazing)

Definitely not, like Lord Grayadder said. Also, I’m pretty sure the second terminal is just one gate, which is weird, but whatever. My boss’ wife was flying in there from NYC (college visit for their son) and asked me if there was a good place to get a massage at the airport (or close by). I laughed.

So glad I’m not the only one who did that!

Covers are planned months in advance, there’s no way this was done specifically to undermine Kate’s pregnancy.

They definitely do make it absolutely clear when you’re not supposed to mix meds with alcohol; your doctor should as well (unless you go to a really shitty doctor, maybe). At the pharmacy I used to go to, they would suggest you consult with a pharmacist when picking up any new medication, and would make it mandatory…

Orthodox, right? One of my friends also voted for Trump (was not thrilled about it), because Clinton “wants to destroy Israel.”

I also think they probably have way more important stuff to deal with (not that Arya’s not important, but a huge army of zombies is kind of a little more pressing detail)

I honestly don’t care what else happens in this show as long as they make Brimund happen.

Sam is still in the Night’s Watch, and therefore can’t claim to become Lord Tarly. Little Sam, however, could become the next little Lord Tarly, if he’s legitimized (since he and Gilly are claiming he’s the father) and if Sam’s little sister doesn’t try to take a claim to become Lady Tarly (which I think unlikely, as…