Now that NFL games last 7.83 hours and are 87% commercials, I actually find the “Why Your Team Sucks” articles more exciting than the actual season.

“I don’t go to the beach to hang out in the sun...”

I was being facetious since you can’t seem to survive at the beach unless you’re in a tent.

You BBQ in your tent?

Then just ignore it. If it doesn’t bother you, it’s not hard.

Weird, I would just avoid the hassle of going to the beach and stay home to do that.

That’s what the water is for.

I’ve never seen anyone pitch a tent at the beach that wasn’t Asian, because in their culture being tanned is usually considered “lower class”. Seems like a massive hassle. I go to the beach to run around and hang out in the sun. If I’m worried about UV rays, I just bump up the sunscreen strength.

I remember when I was a kid, my dad would get pissed at the neighbors for parking their car in front of our house, where he wanted to park his truck. He eventually informed the city and they let the neighbors know they’d be checking and would tow it if they found it park there again.

Which still kinda implies that Pulisic is better. And the way they write about him on Deadspin, I wouldn’t doubt that he believes that.

I was talking to a client on Skype a few weeks ago who lives near Orlando and he was making fun of me for living in the “rainy Pacific North West”.....then I heard shots ring out in the background.

“[...] cheaper option like Borussia Dortmund’s Ousmane Dembélé (or better yet, Dortmund’s other young stud, Christian Pulisic).” 

Speculation that Pulisic is better than Dembele (which is how I interpreted that comment in the article) is more ridiculous.

I’m not sure if I put Neymar in the top 5 players in the world.

“A” for effort.

Are these not the types of shows that are filled with commercials for Sprott Shaw or Devry “colleges”?

I haven’t read the article yet, but I bet one of things he does better than everyone else is play tennis.

I dunno, I just covered all my bases. I was afraid if I simplified LGBTQ to just “gay” or something, then everyone would say I’m not being inclusive and gay isn’t the same as LGBTQ necessarily.

Absolutely. I wasn’t implying that they’d actually say LGBTQ, I was just trying to cover all my bases ;).

I think the LGBTQ version of “I have a black friend” is just “I have a LGBTQ friend”.