I couldn’t agree more. I HATED the jet pack/wall running crap. Yet, I still found those versions entertaining. Because of the futuristic style I picked up BF1 (my first BF game). It was fun, but just lacked something to me. It wasn’t COD. I’ll def be picking up COD WW2 when it drops.

The white gloves instantly made the whole uniform seem like one of those allstar game uniforms.

I still wish some teams which switch their alternates to their mains. In particular the Flames’ classic one and the Blues’ with the lighter blue color.

To those people who have that issue, go to GNC or whatever supplement store and buy NO Xplode or something similar. I take it 30 minutes before going to the gym and even if I’m pretty tired and don’t feel like working out, it makes me energetic and actually excited to go.

Y’know what I think when I see fat or super weak people at the gym? Nothing. And I don’t mean that in a bad way. When I work out, I’m so zoned out I don’t notice anything/anyone. I especially don’t notice anyone else’s workout.

I’ve stood in Best Buy multiple times staring at a 60" flat screen and considering having them get it on a cart and rolling it to the front while I go muddle somewhere by the checkout but never actually pay. Then after a few minutes I walk over to them and go “thanks guys, I got it from here” and just roll it to my…

This is why I don’t let me 5'3", 105lb girlfriend go to trade shit on Craigslist alone. I also always organize all meetings in the front of a super busy grocery store or something, though I use Clist for buying/selling like once a year.

Even Michael Cera’s character got away in Superbad...

I once caught a foul at a Mariners game. Somehow, there was absolutely no kids around and I (a full grown man) felt genuinely so awkward sitting down and keeping it for myself.

I don’t know, but I have my credit card ready to buy any and all tickets for when his team comes to town if he does (or seasons tix if he signs here).

Ditto for warranties. I never EVER purchase warranties. I had this argument with my father-in-law, who I think is just overly worried about things. I told him there’s a reason places like Best Buy push the warranty so hard...it’s because that’s where they make their profit margins. They’re not doing it for the…

I often travel to less developed countries. I used to sign up for the minimal med coverage through my bank. Once I got bit by a spider in Cambodia and the wound got huge and started splitting open, ‘til I could almost see the bone. I went to the hospital they cleaned it, gave me antibiotics and stitched it up. I…

Does Curry count or no?

It’s better than when I was in Italy and at football matches they’d shout: “fuck you monkey!”.

Ahah, I believe I did. I’ve done some cool things like scuba diving with whale sharks, camping in Angkor Wat, climbing volcanos in Nicaragua...

If I had to give my realistic opinion of what I think will happen, it’d be that this will be a boring fight. Mayweather will win in a unanimous decision because he picked Mcgregor apart, while Mcgregor was unable to land many (if any) punches. However, Mcgregor’s probably used to taking harder blows so he won’t get…

I see what you’re saying and I’ve watched the documentaries on Netflix regarding what a shit show it’s become. However, my parents did ~half of it when they were in their 50s and still extremely good shape (Mom is now in late 50s and ran the Boston Marathon 2 years ago) and they said it was absolutely fucked how…

I’ve been in those catacombs and I didn’t even realize they were big enough to get lost in.

You’re right with your last line. The difference is (as someone who lived in Spain for 6 years) that the cap-less, super team-esque, soccer in Spain is embedded in the culture of the sport. Every year its a battle between Real Madrid and Barcelona, but it’s also exciting to see if teams like Atletico will overtake…

Thanks Mr. Useless.