Way, way too many people are sleeping on Macaulay Culkin in his later years. 

I like the assumption that we’ll have any choice in the matter. Any encounter we have with aliens will probably end up more like Ms. Rafferty’s experience than anything remotely pleasant.

Question - why is there still a Night’s Watch if there are no more Whitewalkers and the Wildlings don’t want to be south anymore? What are they watching now? There’s a giant hole in the Wall. It’s basically a through way. SMH. This show could have been so much better.

Shout out to Sansa though.  She was like, “Northmen…

Fuuuuuuck...

I believe the look is called “dry thirst.”

$5 whores have more dignity, and provide more value to society than the average “Instagram Influencer.” These people are the fucking worst.

So, if a woman says a man is not the father he should just take her word for it? Why? How in the world is that a good solution?

Also, you can’t read, can you? I wrote usually.

I think you just made it very evident that dads are very important.

Well, I cannot agree with the last statement for some of us. My father was my saving grace; not all mothers are as enlightened as you, my dear chocolate.

I love when Jezebel shits on women who are doing something commendable.

I read two AV Club reviews and i09's review, and this was the best one. I’m going to hang out here for GoT reviews from now on, if it’s OK with y’all.

Upon discovering that the hole was indeed black, Republicans immediately moved to strip its voting rights.

I am also a 2L at Georgetown, and I feel like I’m drowning this year. I cannot imagine what her grades are.

I’m confused as to how wearing body enhancements to portray a character is suddenly forbidden. Wearing a fake nose as an actor has been standard for centuries. Orson Welles never played a role on stage or onscreen without one. Nicole Kidman adopted a famous one for The Hours. I don’t understand the complaint about fat…

This is stunning. Just absolutely stunning.

I was thinking the same thing. $15,000 has to buy you one hell of an SAT tutor, and $500,000 probably buys plenty of personalized tutoring and coaching...

Tracy, I think the panel agrees with me when I say that you’ve successfully defended your thesis here.

Good to see some pre-victorian moxie around here!

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