Well-educated in what? Certainly not science. Although, I do know of a few nurses who are anti-vax, but thankfully none are pediatric nurses. 

I get bleach and arugala.

“Haters gonna hate” has mutated into never having to self-reflect about anything ever again.

My stepmother’s family does this as a longstanding family tradition on Xmas eve, and I have embraced it wholeheartedly. It is good.

Come on. Can we decide that something is annoying, without it becoming a prejudiced comment about someone’s gender? Man or woman, that screech is downright annoying, and she’s doing it for half of the entire game.

Hailey, I had no feelings for you previously, but OMG, I feel so sorry for you. If this is really how you feel you had no business getting married (to Justin or anyone else). Use your resources to remove yourself from public eye until you figure things out. You are enough, but you shouldn’t have to be beholden to …

I want Ayra to kill everyone and then she pulls off her face and she’s Sean Bean.

Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.

The real story here is that girls impending tension alopecia...

Mr. Beefeater was in there the whole time so he wasn’t a suspect.

Says way more about you than it does about the episode.

buried a lot of things, if we’re being honest.

And here I found myself, in a support group filled with fabulously dressed widows, all wearing strappy Manolo sandals and delicately pulling out a tissue from their Louis Vuitton purses. I couldn’t help but wonder, in a city as chaotic as New York, are we all destined to murder our husbands?

Scott Walker is out so I’m happy about that. 

Working out, like many, many things in life, is worse in the anticipation than the actual doing. Once you’re working out, there’s endorphins and stuff, and it’s fine. But the dread that precedes it? That’s the problem.

Both of them have always struck me as pleasantly dim? They seem well matched IMO. Love is alive!

I’m picturing the cell block tango, except with lionesses now.

You know what you're not, Mr Pharmacist? A doctor. You are not qualified to determine if a fetus is dead, or decide what drugs someone should or should not take and why. You can warn about contraindications, advise about side effects and similar, but if someone who actually went to medical school says the fetus is…

“how credible Ford would seem”

I literally cannot think of anything less sexy than watching some Spencer Pratt look-a-like virgin try to fuck for the first time.  I’m really trying, and I just can’t.