That’s definitely some of it...these are the exact assholes who no matter how schlubby and poorly put together assume they deserve some Fox News ready former beauty wueen and blame women for it not happening.

I once had a woman break up with me because I “wasn’t a Christian and if the rapture came, I wouldn’t go with her and our family” (keeping in mind we were like 19 or so and had been dating a few months)...

Edibles are just a different ballgame...I’ve been a daily smoker for over two decades and still on occasion miss my dosage with edibles and it can be rough. I made some special spaghetti recently that tasted a bit too good and I literally lost a day...

Bertuzzi’d...fuck, just the memory made me flinch...

Well, if you do, then you know the market is rapidly eating itself alive and you should probably stop being so frivolous with your money...

I’m hoping he joins his brother...

Thank you, saved me from typing it. Any chance you heard the podcast Cocaine and Rhinestones’ 3 part series on “Ode to Billie Joe”?

When I found out he’s supposedly a full inch taller than me and 20 lbs lighter, I about shit myself laughing. He might be my height but there’s no way he’s any less than 15 lbs heavier. It’s just so obvious and he can’t even help himself...

Way better than Steven, Danielle, or Guillaime...

Do we at least know if she ever paid Da Brat for her...y’know...entire flow? That question still needs an answer.

I had friend say that a job was beneath him recently and all I could think was “til you’re hungry”...

My Grandpa once described an umpossible task as being like “trying to teach a dog algebra”...Tucker Carlson looks like that dog.

I mostly just remember him saying something in a book (Think it was “Summer of ‘49") along the lines of not really caring a lick about defense and considering it little more than something he had to do between at bats. I’ve always found it funny that a man so many old school writers who hate the DH worship would…

“Let’s focus on the winner of the race, not the race of the winner” says man focused on the race of the loser...

Get Over Here!

And you definitely don’t want random people wother varying levels of know how and skill trying to fix a damn thing, especially when they’re in any sort of a multi unit building. You’re one clueless wannabe electrician away from a huge (avoidable) mass tragedy...

If you haven’t, listen to a podcast called “Your Favorite Band Sucks”...sounds like you’d enjoy starting with the Green Day episode.

His jobs are to win and make the university look good and this does neither...looks fireable to me.

It drives me nuts how people still looooove a guy who was practically out of the league and then magically put it all together before testing positive for PEDs but refuse to acknowledge Barry Bonds as the best since Mays despite having 3 MVPs (shoulda been 4...fuck Terry Pendleton!) before he touched a thing.

I mean, even a hobbled Teddy Ballgame was still putting up an OPS over 1.000 every year and having Mays in center to cover for his mediocre defense would have been huge. Then again, I’m a Giants fan so I should probably be glad Yawkey was a racist piece of shit...