masterfulsutton
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masterfulsutton

I wish someone had edited out my mullet in ‘93...before you ask, my mom is from Florida and my step dad is from Mississippi.

Riding on two wheels doesn’t make you above the law?!? Could you please come to Portland and share that factoid around? Lol

I pointed out that fun little hypocrisy to multiple conservatives I knew during the Obama administration and was told that it didn’t apply because he was a fascist foreign agent with no qualifications for the job who was gonna destroy America...and those same people all voted do Trump.

I saw a comedian recently who said something along the lines of “stop saying you have black friends, you don’t...you know how I know? Because if you did you wouldn’t call them ‘black friends’, you’d just call them friends”.

I don’t know...world peach sounds wonderful!

I’m that mythical long suffering Seahawks fan...once upon a time because we were always ass and now because I have to deal with all these band wagon douches. I still have the Steve Largent autograph my dad got me in ‘88 and now I have to deal with assholes who don’t even know they should be sad today. RIP Tez!

I was almost always the tallest kid in my class pretty much my whole childhood and I was pretty much always seated in the back row due to my height. Makes sense really. I entered high school at 6'1", my stepbrother (as age) was 4'10"...seating him behind me would have severely impacted his ability to learn. This kind

As a kid who was six foot by so grade, I always sat in the back. Otherwise kids who were a foot shorter than me wouldn’t have been able to see a thing. It’s not an uncommon classroom work around when kids can easily vary in height by a foot or more.

He’s only seven years older than me...that is insane! I’ve always assumed he was in his early fifties!

Ding ding ding! Just did a quick google search and she’s definitely who I was thinking of. I remember her being just scary good and losing to bland level vanilla...and that backflip was full on badass!

Shoot...thank you! Obviously I’m not up on my gymnastics either! Now I’m gonna spend all day trying to figure out who I have her confused with...lol

I was never a huge ice skating fan but wasn’t this her ‘thing’ there too? I seem to remember her consistently being obviously better than everyone she was competing against and somehow still not good enough.

I’’ve said it before, if Pac was 300lbs and had a lazy eye, he’d be a footnote...if Biggie had been model pretty he’d have a church bigger than scientology.

And then they went with an over the hill Pumpsie Green, if i remember right. I’m sure you’ve heard the stories they basically turned down Mays and Aaron sight unseen because they “just didn’t fit the red Sox way”. Yawkey was a piece of shit.

My daughter’s mother is a social worker with a focus on chemical dependency and she gets visibly angry at the term “gateway drug”...the concept is ridiculous and has been pretty much abandoned by people who actually work with addiction issues. It’s just another bullshit talking point with no actual truth to it that

I feel like the right at this point is almost entirely populated by people who were never told “if everyone else is an asshole, maybe it’s not everyone else”.

Is there anything as infuriating as an asshole with a fairly non strenuous job talking about how hard they work? I want nothing more than to take this asshole to a construction job site in dead summer heat and make him work a good old fashioned ten hour day up on a roof, lugging hand tools, and making fuck all for it.

I’ll never understand how killing a living creature is supposed to be fun. I mean, I get that hunting to reduce overpopulation and other issues is a necessary thing...but killing just for the sheer enjoyment of it? I refuse to believe that it doesn’t betray a serious moral failing.

The thing about being really poor is, you’re not buying quality cuts of meat...you’re usually eating low end and discounted meat that needs to be cooked to shit to make both safe and palatable. I grew up eating horribly burnt pieces of charcoal and probably didn’t even taste my first medium steak til at least high

This has been my argument with fiends all along, that uber over extended itself by pretending to be some world changing market disruptor instead of what they actually are, a useful app. Their business model is obviously irreparably flawed with investors overwhelmingly subsidizing the fares and it’s going to make what