This! I’m sick of being told I need to be nice to people who behave like schoolyard bullies with no respect for facts or ability to reason. This bullshit has hamstrung the left for years. While we’re being polite, they’re winning elections.

I miss you, Ovaltine Jenkins!

And then be stuck buying a dress shirt with roughly the same cut as a tent...

The worst was always the random promotion/company credit card/customer survey that you would need to ask every single customer about with the exact same scripted question and response to any thing they could have said.

Working retail in the US in the late 90s, I mastered a phone voice so neutral and bland that it was frequently mistaken for a recording...as a shit head punk rock theater kid, I took this as a social commentary/performance art victory. It’s sad how much of my early 20s was spent drunk or high off my ass roleplaying…

Man, she gives ‘angry mom face’ like no other...there were a couple times during the debates when I almost got up and cleaned my room out of sheer fear...

In a way he speaks their language... he’s a fat, balding, angry, red faces white guy who ‘says it likes it is’ or whatever and that’s the only voice a lot of men that fit that same description will recognize or listen to. It’s unfortunate all around but useful in it’s own way.

You know, I’ve really ran that thought through my head but I would totally be Down for tapas and some red wine with Hillary... I think she would probably be fascinating sober and fun as hell a little tipsy! Thanks for that fun thought :)

Who the fuck freezes potato salad?!? That is disgusting.

I have a former coworker from my kitchen days whose wife and he will once every 4-6 weeks take a bunch of orders from anyone and everyone and crank out hundreds of the suckers. They make a bunch of kinds (green chile and chicharrone all day every day) and people treat them like gold. I’ll seriously just get a text…

Fat back for the winnnnnnn!!!!!

Portland has a ton of these ‘gentrified’ comfort food spots...decent, sometimes good, rarely great places that serve some variation of southern or soul food at ridiculous prices. They are pretty much invariably run by suburban white folks not from the south and twice the price of the spot down the street owned by…

This is one of my biggest temper flares...people who ‘need’ a huge truck and a huge SUV for them and their partner and one kid..while living in a city or it’s suburbs and commuting to their office job. I’m kinda transitioning between a career in construction and a career in agriculture, I need a truck for work and I…

Fucking Yogi Trump, anyone? Guy named his made up yoga style with dubious health benefits after himself and has made a fortune charging people for lessons and classes...and yet people still by that he has an ounce of enlightenment in him? Come the fuck on. There’s a guy locally (white guy, mid 40s) who does the whole…

My best friend spent a decade with a woman who basically used him as a cross between emotional whipping boy and sugar daddy... to this day he has absolutely no explanation or even basic guess as to why he got with her in the first place, let alone spent a decade supporting her, putting her through school, and then…

I’m gonna guess he already has a pair...guys this hate filled usually have some sort of ‘thing’ they’re over compensating for and I’d bet dollars to donuts he’s been hinting at his for years...lol

Having spent almost a decade and a half in the construction industry, i can tell you no one works harder to get out of paying what they owe than the rich. I’m convinced many of them work harder at that than what they did to get rich in the first place. People in the middle class? Almost never a problem collecting a…

Trump is the walking embodiment of the old phrase ‘if everyone else is an asshole, maybe it’s not everyone else’...

“is prone to overly simple solutions that could have disastrous consequences.”

This irritates me to know end...anyone with a clue about democratic socialism and libertarianism knows they are total polar opposites. How? Just how?!?