“I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.”

“You know, we have this Muslim, Kenyan, Socialist ruining our country and letting it be over-” [aide whispers in Trump’s ear]

The hypocrisy of the GOP makes my brain hurt.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

This isn’t about their son. This about his feelings of control. Waah waah, I’m a giant baby and this woman won’t let me control her life!

You wouldn’t have a child if it wasn’t for me

this part is my fav

Yes, but that’s not really the point. Her friend was killed because of her ex boyfriend's anger towards her decision to break off the relationship. This is a fear women face while dealing with controlling significant others. It is an unfortunately reality that we have to deal with.

I love her and I will not make fun of her tweets for a full year.

what an absolute sociopathic dickhead. I’m not sure what the law is, but IMO once you’re in another person’s car, they have every right to record you.

Woot, I won the office pool!

“Marchionne insisted ‘we never falsely inflated any numbers, but I can bench 600kg’ before speeding off in his 7,007hp Challenger”

Just why. The coupe and sedan Hellcats chassis can’t effectively use that much power, it will be useless on a Jeep.

Hey Chrysler when Jalops said to “Hellcat all things” we weren’t entirely serious, but we’ll take it!

The i3 is either a hybrid or an EV depending on the configuration. I don’t understand why this is so hard for you. Gas & electric = hybrid. Electric only = EV.