that really works. Thank you.

this is true. Tinder is, at least in the neighborhood I live in, loaded up with jesus-freak types.

Same here. This ought to be interesting.

I have polished off a lot of oranges. This feels good. Also, I discovered (or re-discovered) that I really am good at squatting.

Ok, to the pervy Jezzies, I have a question. If someone was hypothetically looking to find a pervy sexting partner, and that’s all they really wanted, how would you go about searching? What websites would you want to look on?

So Taylor Swift is out here being a complete asshole, and because it’s someone we dislike for Reasons~!, it’s perfectly ok? Good to know.

Hey Dave Hill coconut water sucks..... EXCEPT Jamaican Choice or Grace. That stuff is spectacular.

sweet merciful Thesz, I can feel my stomach getting bigger just looking at this.

i like it.

It’s ok. I will not tear you apart.

this is true.

Maybe Taylor Swift can be a gateway drug to the Prince Charming remake with Tom Hiddleston as Prince Charming and Lupita as Princess Anastasia.

Two things.

I like it.

They should remix lethal weapon with Danny Trejo and say..... Viola Davis in Danny Glover’s role.

All the nopes for that Tegan and Sara picture. I will be harnessing artisanal nopes in addition.

Awesome.

For the sake of all things holy, please Kat Dennings do not go to the fast. Please don’t.

He’s handling it the way a man would. He probably is really broke up, but isn’t about to run around whinging about it in front of people.

What do you want him to say exactly? If he says he’s hurting, he’d get made fun of. If he doesn’t, this happens. It’s a no-win situation.