Beat me to it. To this day, it remains the spookiest goddamn thing I’ve ever heard. Between the performances and the way they recorded it, you really do feel like you are straight up in the room while it’s all going down. I’ll never forget the sound of the religious zealots in the other room chanting “Expiation!”…

I guess “The Mist in 3D Sound” doesn’t really qualify as an audiobook. If it did it would probably top this list. Put it on with headphones and lie down in a dark room (especially effective because a lot of the story takes place in the dark) and find yourself in the middle of that world. It still has the magic that’s…

I will throw in a few not mentioned:

These teams need to take a step back and see what they’re missing.

His knees are turning to dust. Passed on 52% of his drives in the lane last season, up 10% or thereabouts. Mid-40s dunk attempts last year when he’s been in the mid-70s for half a decade. He can’t get where he wants to go in the half-court anymore. His jump shot, as bad as it is, increased last season because it was…

And, much like Melo, people will use the old and broken down version to argue that he was never good.

Why wouldn’t teams want to take a low-percentage shot and a low-percentage shot and a low-percentage shot and a low-percentage shot and a low-percentage shot with Westbrook?

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

Dude's a doctor.  Not a necromancer.

What treatment do you recommend the doctor administer to the dead woman?

I mean...

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

You can look up what Sony did with that sexism and promotion of the movie.  Red Letter Media did a far better job than I could. 99% of Ghostbusters fans just wanted a good movie regardless of the cast. 

That Ghostbusters reboot was baaaddddd.

Fair use has its limits. Parody has its limits. And so on. This breaks all the laws that protect copyright, free or not, requiring the original game or not. Pretty simple.

i’m pretty sure everyone in this world is named harry potter, otherwise they wouldn’t have titled the books that. just like they named the game bloodborne after the main character, john bloodborne.

The writers at Gizmodo and this whole operation have horrible opinions that they feel the need to shove down our throats and ruin otherwise half decent articles. I was just trying to recall at what point they decided they didn’t like Elon Musk, as every article they wrote for years was nothing but praise. Now they…

Word. We tried fostering dogs to see if we could handle having one, but it was too much work. Dog runs, walks, constant need for attention...and the smell. Plus, that whole pick up the poop while it's still warm thing seriously grossed me out. Our cat's as big as a mid sized dog (shelter Maine-Coon mix). He fetches,…

Why I like cats? Well, they pretty much take care of themselves. Dogs are just needy.