Popcorn, Butter, I’ll pop it, I’ll pop it.

This crowd at the Warriors Thunder game is just like my refrigerator on the weekends. Less and less boos as it goes on...

Well god-fucking-damn, you are the first ‘nuke’ truther I ever heard of. I’ve seen too many moon-landing-truthers, 9-11 truthers, Newtown truthers, loopy flat earthers...but you are the first ever nuke truther I’ve ever even heard of. Congratulations on inventing a new idiocy. Now you just have to come up with step 3…

I’ve only played 1, 2 and OTR. It’s hard for me to imagine a Dead Rising game without a timer because it’s SO integral to the game. I can’t imagine how taking the timer out would feel like a Dead Rising game. I don’t have an Xbox One but if it comes out on PS4 I might buy it when it’s heavily discounted. Capcom…

DR4 removed the timer and it only made everyone painfully aware of how shallow that game really is. Sure you now have all the time in the world to do whatever you want... but there’s nothing to do.

I can guarantee you that 30 years from now there will still be “Potvin sucks” chants, even though no one will have any idea who Potvin is or why he sucks.

That’s just terrible.

This is the least American thing I’ve ever heard

As a soccer fan as well....fucking ew. No ties or draws.

Ok, there’s no way that June Thunderstorm op-ed isn’t some sort of elaborate performance art piece. I refuse to believe these are the opinions of a real person. “June Thunderstorm” is clearly an amalgam of fifty different flavors of insufferable college student combined by computer into a gestalt entity intended to…

Sorry, Kevin Harlan is infinitely better than Tirico. And putting Tirico behind Michaels is insane.

He’s calling you a dum-dum, or at least, with 90% certainty that you’re a dum-dum.

Man who would hate Obama so much to put him on the hornets? What’s next Biden on the Sixers? YOU SICK FUCKS!

I’m like 90% sure the part you’re reacting to, old boy, was the set up to the punchline about how no1curr about Curry’s ugly fucking shoes. It was a pretty good joke, as I read it.

I know it’s not a popular take around here, but Under Armour should be focused on manufacturing their products here in America with American workers and materials. You are talking about creating however many jobs it takes to manufacture every Steph Curry shoe sold in this country. So, like 2-3 jobs AT LEAST.

That’s pretty much “sports journalism” today, my friend.

“BREAKING: Sources say Woj is moving to start a new basketball vertical at the Christian Science Monitor. Story to come.” - Chris Broussard.

Who of us hasn’t drafted Adam Morrison third overall?

Hey, serious question, what do you call a bunch of people taking a day off to see a parade cheering a guy chanting “no days off!”? Is that irony, or something else?