Forget the armored SUVs, Benzes and Bentleys. This guy had a Chevy Express Conversion Van! He must be a man of exquisite taste.

Clarkson has wise words on this subject

"People say it's just a car. They don't understand," Helmintoller told the TV station.

This picture makes me wish I was 5 again, and watching Dukes of Hazzard. Fuck that show ruled

I'm going to answer this post and this post with the same picture:

Memorial Plates from Around the World!

Don't fear the reaper.

You can't spook your car.

The first time I went to the Sierras I was in my small 2Wd 4 banger Tacoma with 250 pounds of sand bags in the bed. Believe it or not it did ok up there. In fact I saw locals driving around in things like old Oldsmobiles and Saturns just fine. What's nice about the Sierras is that we can go up and then get out of…

Dear South,

You realize that most northerners consider the Jersey Shore a punchline, more-so than a vacation spot, right?

Seriously, The South.....grow a pair.

That's what happens when you put that much ground shaking horsepower in one place. Now that's what I call a hole shot.

Did anybody ever enter a Monte Carlo in the Monte Carlo rally?

My 2 year old son LOVES hooning. I take him to do donuts and slides in a large empty parking lot near his daycare when it snows and he giggles the entire time.

BAHAHAHAHAH!!! I was cut off and flipped off by this jackass on state route 3 through Nashua, NH a while back. I had a really bad day but let his driving douchebaggery go in the one kind action I did that day.

/itsalwaysafuckingcamry