I kinda wish they'd made this rectangular as a throwback to the late eighties to mid nineties F-Series. Oh well, c'est la vie

Why do most new trucks look like Giant chrome squares now? What happened to trucks actually having some curves?

That new one can't hold a candle to this styling. This is badass. The new one is not.

You woudn't have to worry about that if you bought this:

Just for clarity, that's a half Orlove.

I think its going to be a starter motor for the primary engine. It's going to have a recoil starter with the handle in the cab next to the steering wheel.

I kinda wish they opened it and the car was upside down... handeled like seemingly every package I get delivered to my house... casually thrown as far as possible over my 8 foot iron gate onto the cement.

Spongebob and Patrick will be disappointed with Amazon's decision to take the box back. Squidward, not so much.

I think the owner will have enough fire to deal with in the afterlife...

this begs the question why go new car at all? this impala is 100 times better looking than anything mid-size and french, boreanese(japanese), or borean(korean)

Slant 6 in any Alfa body.

True story: the first 2014 suckerado I saw I thought was an early '90s model with aftermarket headlamps that the owner had gone to the effort of putting the current bed on, or a facsimilie there of.

I can't find anything else about this, but...

I've got a bellhousing and H&R springs to install on my Fox.

This. From Detroit. Fuck rules.

That awkward moment when you forget to clean up after masturbating and then get your picture posted to the internet.

I got pulled over for tints that were too dark. 20 year old tints, that came new on my Cherokee. The trooper let me go because "the math checks out" when I told him how long we owned the vehicle.

Not on topic but.... shalom

I'm going to go ahead and ape a number of other comments presented below and above by asking, "What happened to Jalopnik?"