Ford Explorer wins:

I knew the fuckin Brits couldn't handle this level of freedom!

Dem GT40Ps

So.... The biggest takeaway from this is that I've been reading shit from Raphael, an automotive journalist, and he's been a car owner for less than 2 fucking years? Are you kidding, dude. How very New Yorker of you, a fucking "expert" swimmer who just jumped into the pool. Maybe you should stick to subways or Segways…

Nope. This is:

I wanna see Ricky Bobby start doing Chevy commercials.

With the government shutdown about to enter its second week in the next few days, people are starting to get antsy. The debt ceiling may collapse soon, too, and then we'll really have a problem on our hands. If you want to survive the coming GOP-induced apocalypse, you're going to need something tough.

2nd Gen Taurus SHO with 220 sweet sweet tire turning horses.

If you want the most affordable and the most durable/reliable the answer is truck. A sporty car is great if you want to get dirty and/or want to pay big for parts/service.

This would do fine.

Simply put, b/c we can! That is all! When we save your ass's again in WWWIV, this thing will be bring food, water, pussy, alcohol to your neighborhood! You are welcome!

I spent many of my younger years riding in and driving one of these.

The 08 ones are equally as dumb.

Oh, silly Mr. Sinister.

WHYYYYWHWYWYWHWHWYWHWYWHYWWHWYWYWY THIS IS TERRIBLE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO A CLASSIC STANG!?

Fake portholes...