they should be driving one of these:

police academy anyone?

I found an E350 for sale with a jet on it. The ad is crazy though.

ill second the ranger. tough little truck. my dads friend has MS and roadtrips with a ranger. It has about 335k under its belt.

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did it have the 5.0 or the 5.8? and a guy down the street has the mercury colony park.

I saw a crown vic towing a cabin cruiser on the Cape once. What a sight. Did it with pride though.

at least its not a giant fricken laser. or sharks with fricken laser pointers on their heads.

SAVE THE MANUALS!

it should have a 350 chevy v8, ratchet shifter if its an automatic, and a muncie m22 with an tailshaft overdrive unit.

The flatrim explains it all.

can't beat the ole 5.0!

F1 Boston. Only place to go.

flathead 3 on the tree FTW!

Usually those coexist bumper stickers are next to the god-awful Elizabeth Warren for senate stickers, and both of these are on priuses(mostly in cambridge) friggin hippies

f350+bronco=centurion madness. made to compete with the suburban.

let whitey out to give him a piece of his mind. ya dont fuck with us massholes

ill i can say is MAKE MORE ROOM AT GITMO!

this also happend to someone I knew. same grewsome ending. was my inspiration with cars and was no stranger to hp. RIP Sarkis. http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/off…

I hate when this happens. I HATE THOSE FUCKING GUARDRAILS. THEY KILLED SOMEONE I KNEW(Sarkis Koltokian), SAME WAY. He was no stranger to hp, owning every fire breathing v8 muscle car known to man. He would visit me twice a year, when he would drive from Iowa. So sad to see these stupid fucking cost saving wires…