Reality overtook parody at some point in the aughts.

So this is a bad faith premise that is designed to get people to fight about which female artist is better and it should be REJECTED out of hand. Billie Eilish is GREAT. Rihanna is GREAT. There's no need to fight over who is better.

your opinion has been noted and promptly thrown in the trash.

I don’t really listen to her tunes because it’s not for me, but I’m absolutely a fan of anyone who makes white dudes (because let’s face it, it’s always white dudes, I know because I’ve done it) go apoplectic over the “state of music today”.  I remember when Justin Bieber first hit and boy oh boy did the guy with a…

I don’t listen to her, either, but it doesn’t bother me for other people to like her music. It’s funny when people feel the need to make sure everyone knows they don’t like something. It’s like, ok, who cares? It’s even more funny when it’s not enough for someone to say that they don’t like something - they need to…

If we’ve learned anything, America is a nation that respects young and attractive women, and have a profound understanding of boundaries and appropriate behavior. I’m sure it will all work out splendidly, and the focus will remain on her work, and not her appearance. 

On the other hand, great single player games with an immersive story and role playiing can go really poorly when you get the shit ending on the Witcher 3.

“It’s important to note that both games used in the study have a sunnier premise than many violent or apocalyptic games on the market.”

Switch to a corgi, dachshund, or basset hound and the height is no longer a problem.

I live in a state that occasionally hands an electoral college vote to a Democrat. Compared with 2016, Trump’s visible support is way, way down. I see a few yard signs for the Republican Congressman running for reelection, a few for our soul-eating Republican Senator, and almost none for Trump. In 2016 the support was…

Can’t wait for all the people who have no idea how the US government works get all pissy that the Democrats “aren’t” going to stop the republicans from ramming some ideologue through confirmation.

I bought a 2020 rav4 hybrid xse because it’s a small SUV with decent AWD, over 200hp, and gets 40+ MPG all while being inoffensive to look at.

“All those people that drive RAV-4s are boring and have no style!”-Dudes who’s wardrobe is exclusively cargo shorts, printed novelty t-shirts and New Balance tennis shoes.

“Maybe these RAV4 buyers didn’t know that they could get an interesting car instead.”

Good. I’m glad someone finally said how corrupted our culture is due to this show. Now if only someone could point to the rise in gun violence and equate it to the popularity of violent video games, I think we’d be set. 

I misread that as “a big snowboarding moment” and suddenly I’m puzzled how we made it through the aughts without a ski hill rom-com about an uptight downhill skier falling for a goofy snowboarder.

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